Joke time

[Oldrottenhead]

i see the pic in my post and your reply mmm

[Oldrottenhead]

does this work

[Saijinn Maas]

I see it now!  LOL

[Ted]

[Speed Demon]

A little boy goes to his father and says, "Hey Dad, am I descended from monkeys?".
His father looks at him, long and hard, then says, "I don't know, boy, I never met all your mother's family".

Gene

[s.w.goatlips]

I was in the super-market a few months ago and saw the woman who lives next door buying dog biscuits. I said, "Hi, have you guys got a new dog?"  She replied, "No, they're for my husband. He eats them". I said "For gods sake, you can't feed him those. They'll kill him!"  She said, "No no, he's been eating them for years".
I saw her again last week and she told me her husband had died. I said "I told you those dog biscuits would kill him."
She said.."No it wasn't the biscuits......he was sitting in the middle of the road licking his balls and a truck hit him".

[Rickocaster]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "so, why the long face?"

[Gnasty]

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

[Saijinn Maas]

I actually found this a bit amusing...   

[Ted]

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