Joke time

[launched]

You said "Tyke"...

Okay, Beavis, I had to look up what's funny about "tyke."

tyke
   
Generally, a somewhat tongue in cheek way of describing a Male to Female transgender person who will only date other Male to Female Transgender persons. From "T"ransgender and Dyke.

I'll have to say I find that definition amazing and funny at the same time. Wish I could say that I'm worldly enough to know that particular term, but I was referring to the traditional "little shaver"  definition. Tyke isn't used a lot around here - We use "young fullah" or "little guy" quite a bit.

So I thought it was amusing - Similar to when I amuse people by saying "tad", "dite" or "right on screech".

I'm digging a hole for myself now. I can feel it...

Who would come up with that definition. Jeez... 

[Oldrottenhead]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di2g-P_DRH4

[Wiley]

Don't feel bad Launched,  I didn't know it by that definition either.!!  I'm with you!!

[OsCKilO]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiQwLd4fiGQ

[guitarron]

damn you ohr-i knew it was coming and i still freaked-lol

[Wiley]

I didn't know what was coming and it scared the shit out of me!!!  and of course I turned the volume way up as it was hard to hear!!   Thanks ORH now I am going to be afraid to go to bed tonight!! My hearts still going thumpity thump

[Ted]

P.I.S.S.
I Will Never Go To School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8

[robsmith]

 C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we
 don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth
 between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out
 flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp
 enough.

 D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
 I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not
 convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
 Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
 says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
 tonight."

 E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely
 shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come
 on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon
 takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

 Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.
C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution
of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an
 upscale correctional facility.

[OsCKilO]

I wish I understood music well enough to get that joke.......



Very cool though Bro!

[Wiley]

It was pretty good!! lOL