Joke time

[Oldrottenhead]

 here is some limmy for you just search limmy on you tube for some good scottish humour


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGBIGmgrwMo

[OsCKilO]

here is some limmy for you just search limmy on you tube for some good scottish humour


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGBIGmgrwMo

That was annoying.....

[Ted]

The People Of...





Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.



How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?



Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section...



"What are you wearing sexy?" -Cowboy boots. "Ya, that's hot." – Pink velour pants.
"Ya I like that." – a little green baby girl hoodie. "Oh damn, that sounds sexy."
– and I kinda look like Gallagher. "Oh ya...wait...what?"



Let's run through my rock star list.... Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo? – u know I love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at the midriff – check;..... He is an official ROCK STAR!



I think I just sharted...



WTF???



Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??



Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle?



I have absolutely no idea what to say...



Is that a gangster leotard?



Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!



Nice purse!



Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you Into the middle of next week!



AHH! I love the frozen food section... it tingles!



Umm... excuse me, sir...



At least the purse matches, right?



Rawr...



No, honey, it's an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!



I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.



Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?



I have the same outfit, only in red.



Just in case you had the urge...



Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.



Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.

[OsCKilO]

Funny and sad at the same time........

[Ted]

Some of you may not have a Wal-Mart in your community or your country.  Be happy if you don't get the previous joke.

[OsCKilO]

Some of you may not have a Wal-Mart in your community or your country.  Be happy if you don't get the previous joke.

We have "Lidl".......



I get it.......  Lol!

Still a sad reflection of the inner Demons which torment people around the world.....

"Pink Velour pants" is just scary.........

Reminds me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.....





Gangsta Leotard is termed "Sag-Batty" in the U.k.........

How did that come into existance...?

[Tony W]

I went through the walmart post with a fine tooth comb. I gotta admit, I was a little neverous that I.. or an immediate family member could make an appearance.

[Saijinn Maas]

[Geir]

Priceless !!

[Oldrottenhead]

what with all the viking stuff going on i thought you should see this i cant help laff when i see this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IU-NQ8c14