MIS-HEARD LYRICS

Started by Greeny, June 16, 2009, 03:24:28 AM

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Greeny

June 16, 2009, 03:24:28 AM
Inspired by Launched's signature (We are spirits, put milk in my cereal bowl..... - The Police), I thought it would be fun to throw all your amusing mis-heard lyrics into a thread  :D

My personal fave:

Robert Palmer...

'Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove...'  :D

Tangled Wires

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June 16, 2009, 03:34:20 AM
REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight

"Calling Cheryl Baker"


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Greeny

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June 16, 2009, 03:52:12 AM
The Eagles, Desperado...

"You've been outright offensive, for so long now..."

Oldrottenhead

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June 16, 2009, 04:12:45 AM
Raking the lawn!
Raking the lawn!



by judas priest
whit goes oan in ma heid



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Oldrottenhead
"In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of."
- Robert Schumann

launched

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June 16, 2009, 04:36:19 AM
I'm cracking up right now!! And my fave - other than the one you've already seen:

Jimi Hendrix:

Purple Haze

"Scuze me, while I kiss this guy"


Mr. Hendrix had actually sung these lyrics as a joke, but only because it was brought to his attention. There is a website that showcases this and other mis-heard lyrics - Sadly, I just can't remember the name of it.
"Now where did I put my stream of thought. But hey, fc*K it!!!!!!! -Mokbul"
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June 16, 2009, 04:37:56 AM Last Edit: June 16, 2009, 04:49:44 AM by Blooby

Quote from: oldrottenhead on June 16, 2009, 04:12:45 AMRaking the lawn!
Raking the lawn!

by judas priest

Holy sheet, that started my day with a deep belly laugh.

Hoo, thanks for that one.

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StevieM

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June 16, 2009, 04:40:05 AM
Rolling Stones - from Beggars Banquet, Factory Girl --- " Waiting for a fat hairy girl"
I always say, if I can leave somebody happy and smiling at the end of the day-----I've completely f*cked up!!

Greeny

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June 16, 2009, 04:47:50 AM
Quote from: StevieM on June 16, 2009, 04:40:05 AMRolling Stones - from Beggars Banquet, Factory Girl --- " Waiting for a fat hairy girl"

SHAVE IT OFF! SHAVE IT OFF! lol

Flash Harry

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June 16, 2009, 05:26:00 AM
More Police - I feel Sue Lawley. (she was a bit foxy back in the 80's)
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different
- Kurt Vonnegut.

Tangled Wires

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June 16, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
A friend of mine always used to sing this one, from Blondie's "Hanging on the Telephone"...

"I'm in a phone box if you wanna call a whore"


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