What's the worst lyrics you've ever heard?

Started by jackofall, August 27, 2009, 05:39:09 AM

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Quote from: guitarron on August 28, 2009, 12:57:09 PM
Quote from: osckilo on August 28, 2009, 12:55:07 PM
Quote from: flash142 on August 28, 2009, 10:59:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5w8zV9Uoos

Anyone remember Judge Dread> He had a few top 20 singles in the 70's, but the radio banned them lol.


He needs a dry slap !



I'm two minutes in now......

Damn I wanna kick this guys ass.......

lmao-ya i couldnt bear the whole song either

Quote from: osckilo on August 28, 2009, 03:29:08 PM
Quote from: flash142 on August 28, 2009, 01:09:22 PMChill guys

He was actually a cool guy, it was all tongue in cheek stuff. He worked with some of the finest reggae/ska musicians of the time, check out Trojan Records. That was just a bad video lol.

Robert

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Dread

Hold on.......

Have they all got Their boobs out.....?


The man has recieved a Pardon.....


He can "Fake-Jamaic" all he wants........




Judge dread (Big Six)




Alright, get ready, here we go...

Little Boy Blue, come blow up your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow and the cows in the corn
Ai yai ya...

Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep
Ai yai ya...

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, right on,
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huuuh, right, name of the game...

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn,
It wasn't a spider who sat down beside her -
Was Little Boy Blue with the horn

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, right on, here we go...

Ikki takka tikki takka dikki takka tai ya, whop ai ya, pussy catcha fire
Yeah, a Little Boy Blue.
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yeah

Black pussy, white pussy, pink pussy, blue,
The name of the game is a Little Boy Blue, ai...

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, right on, here we go...

Rasta for I, Rasta for me, a Little Boy Blue in a ganja tree,
Smokin' the weed...

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yeah,

Boy Blue stood on a burning deck, playing a game of cricket,
The ball rolled up his trouser leg, and he stumped his middle wicket

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, right on, here we go...

Ikki takka tikki takka dikki takka tai ya, whop ai ya, pussy catcha fire
Yeah, a Little Boy Blue.
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yeah.

Black pussy, white pussy, pink pussy, blue,
The name of the game is a Little Boy Blue, bye...


















F*cking Hell...........
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Ted

'The movement you need is on your shoulder'

I'll be sealing myself in a bunker now.
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flash142

#22
How about Donkey Dick lolol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQx1XLFgdQ

He was the first white recording artist to have a reggae hit in Jamaica ("Big Six"), leading him to travel to Jamaica to perform live, where many were surprised that he was white.[4][2] Dread had 11 UK chart hits in the 1970s, which was more than any other reggae artist (including Bob Marley).[2]

OsCKilO

Quote from: flash142 on August 28, 2009, 03:46:31 PMHow about Donkey Dick lolol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQx1XLFgdQ

He was the first white recording artist to have a reggae hit in Jamaica ("Big Six"), leading him to travel to Jamaica to perform live, where many were surprised that he was white.[4][2] Dread had 11 UK chart hits in the 1970s, which was more than any other reggae artist (including Bob Marley).[2]

The Bloke is a Knob..........
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SteveB

I recall some awful thing from years ago (There was a vid too), entitled:
We Built This City On Rock And Roll.
(Unbelieably, it went even further downhill after the title!)  :( 
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Ted

Quote from: SteveB on August 28, 2009, 10:27:11 PMI recall some awful thing from years ago (There was a vid too), entitled:
We Built This City On Rock And Roll.
(Unbelieably, it went even further downhill after the title!)  :( 

That city was built upon the ashes of a once-respected band from the 60's.
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jackofall

Sorry to lower the tone....but that Judge Dread video....arn't those boobs magnificent! Gyrating half naked young women....music comes in at second place. Can we have a dirty old man thread?
If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we'd be so simple, we couldn't...

SteveB

Quote from: Ted on August 28, 2009, 11:46:13 PMThat city was built upon the ashes of a once-respected band from the 60's.

TED - Please elaborate, would you. The shock was too awful at the time, perhaps I was missing something?
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Quote from: SteveB on August 29, 2009, 04:50:10 AM
Quote from: Ted on August 28, 2009, 11:46:13 PMThat city was built upon the ashes of a once-respected band from the 60's.

TED - Please elaborate, would you. The shock was too awful at the time, perhaps I was missing something?


That song was the Theme of Milton Keanes for a while........
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You can't believe your eyes.
What you heard were not lies.
My love is too much to hold.
My love is larger than life.


"Larger Than Life" by KISS