What's the worst lyrics you've ever heard?

[Blooby]

Through tears of joy and tears of pain...
And brown tears from her nether region rain.

From my very own "Enema Blues," circa 1984.

or

"Ass Like That" by Eminem

I ain't never seen
An ass like that.
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
Doing-doing-doing


Blooby

[Wiley]

BLOOBY  You are so funny

[OsCKilO]

Through tears of joy and tears of pain...
And brown tears from her nether region rain.

From my very own "Enema Blues," circa 1984.

or

"Ass Like That" by Eminem

I ain't never seen
An ass like that.
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
Doing-doing-doing


Blooby

The lyrics are profound!!!!!


Every man must have related to them at some point!!!!  Hic.......

[guitarron]

Through tears of joy and tears of pain...
And brown tears from her nether region rain.

From my very own "Enema Blues," circa 1984.

or

"Ass Like That" by Eminem

I ain't never seen
An ass like that.
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
Doing-doing-doing


Blooby

The lyrics are profound!!!!!


Every man must have related to them at some point!!!!  Hic.......

heartfelt indeed-burp

[jackofall]

I once read the lyrics from my sister-in-law's TORI AMOS album. Oh my God, what a load of utter meaningless shite that was.

[Oldrottenhead]

i'm gonna write a classic
gonna write it in the attic

what was adrian gurvitz thinking. the man went down in my esteem after that one, worse still its the song the guy will be remembered for.

[jackofall]

You've reminded me of another gem by Elton john/Bernie Taupin:

"I sat on the roof and kicked out the moss
Well a few, of the verses, well they got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on"

I've always thought that 'Your Song' is an absolutely beautiful melody, ruined by meaningless lyrics. Bernie Taupin admitted that they are meaningless, written on the back of a fag packet in a cafe...

[jackofall]

"Take me to the pilot, lead me through the chamber
Take me to the pilot, I am but a stranger..."

Sorry, they keep popping out of my head. That was another Elton john offering

[launched]

It's a shame for EJ to have ever allowed it to happen... Or maybe he's schitzophrenic and Taupin doesn't even exist

[Davo]

Every breath you take-Police.  I love the song but its every cliche ever.