Poetry time, children!

[Speed Demon]

A horny young lady named Lil
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

Your turn.

[64Guitars]

On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Was tattooed all the prices of ale
Whilst on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was precisely the same but in braille

[Oldrottenhead]

in yonder field there stood a coo
it must huv shifted cos it's no there noo

[Burtog]

A lighthouse keeper called Crighton
took to seeing a lady from Brighton,
but ships ran aground,
and sailors were drowned,
as she wouldn't have sex with the light on

[Speed Demon]

It was a cough that carried him off
It was a coffin they carried him off in

[banjaxed]

There was a young man from Madras
Who's balls were made out of brass
When they jingled together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightening shot out of his ass

[Speed Demon]

Hickory dickory dock
Ten mice ran up the clock
The clock struck six
The other four escaped with minor injuries


Film at eleven.

[thetworegs]

Mary had a little lamb
With feet as black as charcoal
One went round her neck
The other up her ar...........

[Bluesberry]

Rise up, you winged serpent
Rise up
Don't let the wind delay you
as such
Your mission will deliver
and give to the hours their silver
Don't despair for what the lost tides
will clutch

[Speed Demon]

Little spider on the wall
Ain't you got no smarts at all
Can't you see that wall is plastered
Get off that wall, you little bastard!