Poetry time, children!

[Speed Demon]

Mistress Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow
With silver bells and cockle shells
And one stinking corpse flower

[BAG]

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was black as charcoal
Everytime it jumped a fence
Sparks flew from its arsehole

[bruno]

There was a young lady from Bude,
who went for a swim in a lake
and man with a punt
stuck an oar in her mouth
and said "you shouldn't be swimming here anyway..."

[bruno]

and ....

As I was walking past St Pauls,
A lady grabbed me by the arm,
She said "sonny you're in luck"
Come inside and have a cuppa

[Hilary]

There was a young lady from Bude,
who went for a swim in a lake
and man with a punt
stuck an oar in her mouth
and said "you shouldn't be swimming here anyway..."

Bruno!

It's lonely on my Facebook Page
coz no fucker 'likes' me, not even me
It's called HilaryFox-Comedy,
with just a hint of irony
Someone did write on my wall once
"fuck off you fat troll"
that was me Mum, so it doesn't count
but it kind of says it all

 

[banjaxed]

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat