"Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)

[64Guitars]

I love the Beach Boys style chorus.

911 what is your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand, just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?

What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah

My home gets foreclosed some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There's an akward silence

I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
I'm visited by Mr. Timn

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it

Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharded

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A

[Geir]

oh no ..... now that's stuck in my head ..

I'll just "rub some bacon on it" !

[Tony W]

I pressed play, and I can't undo it.

[beleg]

What if my problem is that I have no bacon?

[Geir]

no problem, just  rub some bacon on it

[launched]

Ha, that was precious! Now we have the bacon hotline in case there are any problems!

[Gnasty]

I propose......

BACONFEST!!!

[kenny mac]

This is getting shared to all my friends,The world needs a good laugh,now to the fridge as Ive suddenly developed an appetite.

[64Guitars]

My guitar's finish is looking dull.

   Rub some bacon on it.


My strings stick in the nut slots, resulting in tuning problems and pinging while trying to tune.

   Rub some bacon on it.

[launched]

I propose......

BACONFEST!!!

It would be a delicious endeavor!!



And, when my ten gallon hat's feelin' five gallons flat:

I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
I rub some bacon on it!