"Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)

[Hilary]

If you've lost your mojo and your feeling kinda low
stuck at home with nowhere to go
in a sticky predicament with all near and dear
Come on guys the solution is clear

RUB SOME BACON ON
crisp it up just right

RUB SOME BACON ON
keep it up all night

RUB SOME BACON ON
it's the solution all right

RUB SOME BACON ON
you so know that I'm right

xxx

[Bluesberry]

Yeahhhhhh hooooooooo Bacon, I love bacon.

[Gnasty]

I propose......

BACONFEST!!!

It would be a delicious endeavor!!
And, when my ten gallon hat's feelin' five gallons flat:
I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
I rub some bacon on it!

This is for you Mark! https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?topic=15393.0;msg=192192

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This is for you Mark! https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?topic=15393.0;msg=192192

Yes - I love it!

[Hilary]

I would dedicate my song to you Mark - but it would be wrong in so many ways!

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I would dedicate my song to you Mark - but it would be wrong in so many ways!

Ha, I'm potentially flattered!!

[Hilary]

Ha, I'm potentially flattered!!

errr - you might not be quite so chuffed when you hear the full version (I'm adding a bit about premature ejaculation and not being able to get laid - well I needed to finish the song off now didn't I!)

Should be able to record/post it today - nothing personal Mark!!!!!!

just Bacon inspired and unfortunately my sense of humour  

[thetworegs]

sounds great can't wait.....oh!!! to late......

[Hilary]

sounds great can't wait.....oh!!! to late......

ha ha ha

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sounds great can't wait.....oh!!! to late......

You beat me to it...      Ope, you really beat me to it!