Inspired by Launched's signature (We are spirits, put milk in my cereal bowl..... - The Police), I thought it would be fun to throw all your amusing mis-heard lyrics into a thread :D
My personal fave:
Robert Palmer...
'Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove...' :D
REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight
"Calling Cheryl Baker"
The Eagles, Desperado...
"You've been outright offensive, for so long now..."
Raking the lawn!
Raking the lawn!
by judas priest
I'm cracking up right now!! And my fave - other than the one you've already seen:
Jimi Hendrix:
Purple Haze
"Scuze me, while I kiss this guy"
Mr. Hendrix had actually sung these lyrics as a joke, but only because it was brought to his attention. There is a website that showcases this and other mis-heard lyrics - Sadly, I just can't remember the name of it.
Quote from: oldrottenhead on June 16, 2009, 04:12:45 AMRaking the lawn!
Raking the lawn!
by judas priest
Holy sheet, that started my day with a deep belly laugh.
Hoo, thanks for that one.
Blooby
Rolling Stones - from Beggars Banquet, Factory Girl --- " Waiting for a fat hairy girl"
Quote from: StevieM on June 16, 2009, 04:40:05 AMRolling Stones - from Beggars Banquet, Factory Girl --- " Waiting for a fat hairy girl"
SHAVE IT OFF! SHAVE IT OFF! lol
More Police - I feel Sue Lawley. (she was a bit foxy back in the 80's)
A friend of mine always used to sing this one, from Blondie's "Hanging on the Telephone"...
"I'm in a phone box if you wanna call a whore"
Another Police from Every Breath You Take - "I'm a pool hall ace"
The McCoys : Hang on stupid, stupid hang on...
Nirvana: "Eddie Nihil"
"Its the eye of the tiger, its illegal to fight"
Creedence Clearwater Revival~ "There's a bathroom on the right"
My girlfriend always thought Micheal Jackson's tune "Thriller night" was "Feel all right". Hhmmmm!!!! Those zombies did feel alright!!
I used to sing (Got a lot of lovely peanuts , hang on ,hang on , hang on , to what you got ) The Four Seasons---Ha Ha
Facemask93
Funnny!! lmao!!!
can't think of anything right now.......shoot......
Quote from: facemask93 on June 16, 2009, 12:58:05 PMI used to sing (Got a lot of lovely peanuts , hang on ,hang on , hang on , to what you got ) The Four Seasons---Ha Ha
What! You mean that's not the correct lyric? I always heard it that way too! :D
I posted this in another thread back in April, but I'll repeat it here since it's more relevant to this topic:
My favourite lyric that I personally misheard for a long while is in the second verse of Louis Armstrong's "What A Wonderful World". I always heard it as...
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dogs say "goodnight"
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.I knew it made no sense but I couldn't imagine what else he could be singing. Then one day it finally clicked - "The bright blessed day, the
dark sacred night"! Doh! :-[
But it sure sounds like "dogs say goodnight". Check it out
(the verse starts at 0:32):
you give love a bandaid-def leppard
Quote from: launched on June 16, 2009, 04:36:19 AM"Scuze me, while I kiss this guy"
Mr. Hendrix had actually sung these lyrics as a joke, but only because it was brought to his attention. There is a website that showcases this and other mis-heard lyrics - Sadly, I just can't remember the name of it.
http://kissthisguy.com
The attached video fairly clearly shows Jimi goofing on the mis-heard lyric.
Ted...that is brilliant and very funny
Then there was the one where ABBA sang about going to Tesco's, not sure what song though.
Eddy
Obamas Elf.... :D
That's great!
Ha Ha missed this post. the only one i can think of I don't know who did. But it goes
Blinded by the light. wrapped up like a deusch in the middle of the night.
Hot Chocolate
"I believe in Milko.
Where are you from, you sexy thing"
Wiley - I always think that the Mannfred Man lyric is that too.
Nice one
Oh... Celine Dion... that awful 'Titanic' theme song...
I swear she sings "I believe that the hot dogs go on... " at the end of the first verse
Check it out if you don't believe me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW7BZ-MVuD0
Quote from: Greeny on June 18, 2009, 02:21:33 AMOh... Celine Dion... that awful 'Titanic' theme song...
You said it! That song is truly awful! God i hate that theme!
OMG Tim I think she does say the hot dogs go on....LOL
LG
"I believe that the hot dogs go on"~ crazy!! lol!
Quote from: Kody on June 18, 2009, 12:36:21 PM"I believe that the hot dogs go on"~ crazy!! lol!
Regardless of what you think of Celine Dion, that's a quite reasonable belief for someone to have.
Quote from: wiley on June 17, 2009, 06:26:24 PMHa Ha missed this post. the only one i can think of I don't know who did. But it goes
Blinded by the light. wrapped up like a deusch in the middle of the night.
It's Manfred Man, and supposedly there is some debate over whether its mis-heard or mis-sung. Springsteen, who originally wrote and performed the song has stated that he thinks they actually substituted douche for deuce to sell more records.
Quote from: lg on June 18, 2009, 07:26:15 AMOMG Tim I think she does say the hot dogs go on....LOL
LG
definitely sounds like hot dogs
Oh yeah ... and don't forget the amazing
Ken Lee
Tulibu Dibu Douchoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo
Quote from: g1ngerjack on June 19, 2009, 01:06:49 PMKen Lee
Tulibu Dibu Douchoo
That will probably be the funniest thing I see today.
I've just found this thread ...Priceless ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
KEN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOL ;D ;D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
just listened to hurricane by myself and satchwood. sounds like. you are like a hurricane there's cum in your eyes, am sure i sang calm
Was away with some people playing a Cold Chisel song with the lyric:
"loves me like a sister ... loves me like an only child"
I started listening to a girl singing ...
"loves me like a sea slug ... loves me like an only child.
She refused to believe she had the lyric wrong even when I pointed out the more sensible alternative to her version.
Awesome thread! Here are a couple of favorites, as quoted by my wife:
"Secret Asian Man." (Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers)
"Life would be ecstacy, you and me and Leslie." ("... you and me endlessly," Groovin' by The Rascals.)
Quote from: oldrottenhead on June 24, 2009, 01:00:46 PMjust listened to hurricane by myself and satchwood. sounds like. you are like a hurricane there's cum in your eyes, am sure i sang calm
You durti man !!!!
The old lads in deep purple had a laugh when Joe Lynn Turner first sang Truth Hurts :
You know my willy's broken ..........
https://songcrafters.org/community/micro-br-b65/jam-in-a-stair-well-inpiered-by-geir's-recent-illness/msg33124/#msg33124
I cant understand a word of Our Most recent song!!!!!!!
Nor can Tel............
And he cant remember the bloddy lyrics, because he made them up on the bleeding spot!
F**king Stairwell!
Michael Jackson (rip) in smooth criminal sounds like
`Annie get your oatcakes`
A local potteries delicacy
I think you forgot to mention sex pistol's
"god shave the queen"
Quote from: SharksDontSleep on June 19, 2009, 01:06:49 PMOh yeah ... and don't forget the amazing
Ken Lee
Tulibu Dibu Douchoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo
Can't believe I never saw this thread!
This is too frickin funny!!! LOL
I have a ton of these and i`ll post as soon as i remember them all.
Here`s one that`s hilarious. In Metallica`s Enter Sandman it sounds like he says....
Dreams of War, Dreams of Liars, Dreams of Dragon`s Fire and a Baked Apple Pie...LMAO
But he really says And the things that will Bite..It`s funny when you listen. ;D
The best one I know is from a girl I went to high school with;
"I'll never leave your pizza burning" by the Rolling Stones (Beast of Burden).
Quote from: Gritter on June 14, 2010, 03:27:54 PMThe best one I know is from a girl I went to high school with;
"I'll never leave your pizza burning" by the Rolling Stones (Beast of Burden).
Genius!
Quote from: Gritter on June 14, 2010, 03:27:54 PMThe best one I know is from a girl I went to high school with;
"I'll never leave your pizza burning" by the Rolling Stones (Beast of Burden).
LOL! That's classic!!!
The one I believed for years; Stevie Nicks, from "Edge of Seventeen", I believe.
"Just like a one wing dove..."
Quote from: Frank53 on June 15, 2010, 05:24:01 AMQuote from: Gritter on June 14, 2010, 03:27:54 PMThe best one I know is from a girl I went to high school with;
"I'll never leave your pizza burning" by the Rolling Stones (Beast of Burden).
LOL! That's classic!!!
The one I believed for years; Stevie Nicks, from "Edge of Seventeen", I believe.
"Just like a one wing dove..."
Gulp! That's what I'm still believing.... what does she actually sing?
My friend always thought "Pure Massacre" by Bush was "New Mastercard"
And as a kid I always would sing "There's gonna be a party tonight, A party tonight I know!" by the Eagles
Cool thread....
This is weird....
Today I learnt a new word....
Mondigrie (Mond - ee - Gree)
To mishear lyrics
How weird is that? I get home, get here and find this thread bumped up...
henwrench
Quote from: henwrench on June 15, 2010, 11:55:11 AMToday I learnt a new word....
Mondigrie (Mond - ee - Gree)
To mishear lyrics
Actually, it's Mondegreen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen). It comes from the final line of the first stanza of the 17th-century ballad "The Bonny Earl O'Moray"...
Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl O' Moray,
And laid him on the green.The last line was misheard as
"And Lady Mondegreen".
Quote from: 64Guitars on June 15, 2010, 12:20:45 PMQuote from: henwrench on June 15, 2010, 11:55:11 AMToday I learnt a new word....
Mondigrie (Mond - ee - Gree)
To mishear lyrics
Actually, it's Mondegreen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen). It comes from the final line of the first stanza of the 17th-century ballad "The Bonny Earl O'Moray"...
Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl O' Moray,
And laid him on the green.
The last line was misheard as "And Lady Mondegreen".
Nice one 64...
I obvioulsy misheard the word! Well, I was driving at the time listening to the radio...
henbleach
I've been reading some of the 100 Funniest Misheard lyrics (http://www.kissthisguy.com/funny.php) at KissThisGuy.com (http://www.kissthisguy.com/). Here are some of my favourites:
The Eagles - Desperado:
- Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You've been outright offensive for so long now
(Real lyric: "You've been out riding fences for so long now")
The Eagles - Take It Easy:
- I'm lookin' for a lover who won't blow my brother
She's so hard to find.
(Real lyric: "I'm lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover")
U2 - Mysterious Ways:
- Shamu, the mysterious whale.
(Real lyric: "She moves in mysterious ways")
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody:
- The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
(Real lyric: "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...")
Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love:
- Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Apparently, the person who submitted this one thought it was a song about Michael Jackson. :D
(Real lyric: "Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.")
The Beatles - Michelle:
- Michelle ma belle,
some say monkeys play piano well,
play piano well.
(Real lyric: "Michelle ma belle,
sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
très bien ensemble.")
Eddie Money - Two Tickets to Paradise
- I've got flu, rickets, and parasites.
(Real lyric: "I've got two tickets to paradise.")
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb:
- My head smelled just like tuba lube.
(Real lyric: "My hands felt just like two balloons.")
Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi:
- A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot.
(Real lyric: "They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.")
Hey here`s a good one my friend came out with may he R.I.P
If you listen to the chorus to Ain`t no surprise by Theory of a Deadman.
Sounds like An Anal surprise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npE6jWOwSdo
Found some more good ones on this page...
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/carroll/mondegreens.shtml (http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/carroll/mondegreens.shtml)
Simon and Garfunkel - Scarborough Fair- Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Partially saved was Mary and Tom
(Real lyric: "Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.")
Maria Muldaur - Midnight at the Oasis- Midnight after you're wasted.
By the way, the guitar solo by Amos Garrett is just brilliant! If you haven't heard it, check it out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg).
The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds- Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with colitis goes by
(Real lyric: "A girl with kaleidoscope eyes")
Ah... Midnight at the Oasis... I love that song
Quote from: 64Guitars on June 15, 2010, 07:56:29 PMBy the way, the guitar solo by Amos Garrett is just brilliant! If you haven't heard it,
yes that jazzy solo is great-always did like that too
I've had this one wrong since the early eighties. Even now I don't quite believe it. I now know what it's supposed to be.
The bit in the middle of 'The Cutter' by Echo and the Bunnymen...
"Watch the fingers close
Pineapples are cold..."
(It's actually "when the hand are cold")
Jesus H Corbett
:D :D :D
Good one, Migs!
The Moody Blues - "Question"
Misheard:
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of arseholes.
Real lyric:
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.
Baby get it up - well that's what I sing anyway!
(KC and the Sunshine band - Baby give it up)
There's a comic that does this in his set and there's one about Rock Around the Clock - gonna have to listen to it now as I can't remember!
When the clock strikes 12 we'll poo our pants - it really does sound like it but apparently it's
When the clock strikes 12 we'll cool off then
:)
Don't wait for high tide to wash it away :P:P:P
subtely evolved to ... wash you away :D
evolution of lyrics is a must, like... "the walls of change" sounds like "the halls of fame" or "the rules have changed"
errrr.
to find.... defined.... (similar meaning)
you cant see what you can't see (you can scream...)
cold... cruel...
I make it a practise whilst i am writting a song.... (i record, listen, evolve, rinse repeat....) to actually record a version with the MOST slurred drunked style lyrics (amazing how consanatns slip into each other and the subconscience hears diff. phrases etc...) great for workin a second verse etc..
PEACE muchiosiosios loviosiso all :D
Quote from: 64Guitars on September 22, 2012, 10:02:46 AMThe Moody Blues - "Question"
Misheard:
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of arseholes.
Real lyric:
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.
THIS IS THE NUTS :D love this :P
Well I could never understand anything in Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter, but after seeing this it all makes sense. ::) ;D :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
Where has this thread been all my time here??? LMAO
The first time I heard Metalica's "Sad But True"... I thought James was sayin "State Patrol"... I'm such a freakin goof sometimes I tell ya!!!
Papa Roach "Cut my wife into pieces... this is my last resort"...
Supercalifragilistic Chronic Halitosis
I heard this is going to be Barack Obama`s new campaign song for the Presidential election.
Shoot to kill! He`s Obama! He`s Obama! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2S9rwyQkJE(http://www.1800-sports.com/images/obama-superbowl-pick.jpg)
"Strangers in the night, exchanging women
It just felt so right, for strangers in the night"
Frank Sinatra - Strangers in the Night
This became a bar bet at one of our gigs:
"Summer breeze makes me feel fine blowing through the chasm in my mind"
or
"Summer breeze makes me feel fine blowing through the jasmine in my mind"
The winners decided that the loser does indeed have a chasm in his mind.
Lets hammer Chuck Berry.
Memphis
"Long distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee
Help me find a potty, where I can take a pee"
Quote from: Lurker on October 20, 2012, 06:58:07 AMThis became a bar bet at one of our gigs:
"Summer breeze makes me feel fine blowing through the chasm in my mind"
or
"Summer breeze makes me feel fine blowing through the jasmine in my mind"
The winners decided that the loser does indeed have a chasm in his mind.
I always hear this one as "blowing through the jazz bone in my mind".
When I was a kid I thought "Heard It In a Love Song" by Marshall Tucker was "Perty(pretty) Little Love Song".
heard this on the radio and at times it sounds like adele is singing
"should i give up or should i just keep chasing penguins"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBmwdlBFs1s
Yep. She is definitely going to bonk a penguin if she catches one.
Strange woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjB3M1kyVr8At 4.23 I was always convinced Billy Ocean was singing "Go and get stuffed"
U2: "With or without you" became in an Italian radio "Guido Guidacci" (name and surname) ;D
Alfredo
"Its a treat to beat your meat in the Mississippi Mud"
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUKBuAkr4Lg
Ha, that was funny Andrew!!! That song troubled my dreams for many, many a year bro!
And now for my embarassment - Journey tune, "Feeds The Fire". Thought it was "Piece of Pie"
One last piece of pie....
Wonder who's cryin' now...
I'm an idiot!
1:49 - Mormons come out of the sky and stand there ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D with jon anderson's lyrics you can never be quite sure ;D ;D ;D ;D.
plenty more good ones here :
http://www.seymourduncan.com/blog/the-players-room/the-most-misheard-lyrics-in-rock-history/
daniel
Quote from: danieldesete on February 04, 2014, 01:58:19 PMplenty more good ones here :
http://www.seymourduncan.com/blog/the-players-room/the-most-misheard-lyrics-in-rock-history/
daniel
Good find Daniel.........Alex
Does anyone remembers these Maxell tapes adverts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl-R5jF-1nserr... does anyone remembers what "tapes" were?
Tape? Worm?
How do you measure a tapeworm?
Use an inchworm.
(https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3250.0;attach=22199)
Those maxwell tape adverts had me in tears exspecially the skids song
Friend just sent me this one :
''no dogs or cats .. erm ... in the classroom''.
"Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina in the morning"
Quote from: Ted on June 18, 2009, 01:27:34 PMQuote from: Kody on June 18, 2009, 12:36:21 PM"I believe that the hot dogs go on"~ crazy!! lol!
Regardless of what you think of Celine Dion, that's a quite reasonable belief for someone to have.
Every once in a while Shakira comes on my itunes shuffle. i keep hearing the phrase "fart face" in the verse (or chorus - cant remember which). It renders the song to ridiculous to enjoy - i am not a big Shakira fan, well i am, but at least not the music so much! But i thought i lwould ook on google... seems someone else thought the same...
The real line is:
"And if our fates have all been wrapped around your finger"
I hear:
"Any fart face have all been wrapped around your finger"
Another one from me I'm afraid...
Just listening to Iron Maidens "Number of the Beast" there's a line in there that sounds like "Just what i saw in my own dreams, were the reflections of my own Walkman staring back at me". Makes me chuckle as it makes no sense then, but funny all the same. I guess you need to be of the age to remember what "Walkmans" were - like todays personal CD players (damn they are almost in the past now too!!!), but with cassette tapes instead!
Thanks!!
:)
Bon Jovi's tribute to one of English football's finest mullet's..
Your love is like Barry Venison
Barry Venison is what i needhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7AJAcaUylo
Uptown Funk (Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars)
them good girls, they masturbate ::) - 0:26 on the vid . . . sorry . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ya2U8XN_Zw
Quote from: Hilary on January 16, 2015, 07:38:25 AMUptown Funk (Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars)
them good girls, they masturbate ::) - 0:26 on the vid . . . sorry . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ya2U8XN_Zw
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Turds fly over the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?
They've stuck a light In your sister
Analyzing the defenses you hold
Gowan - Strange Animal
They asked me if I knew
Bluebird shit was blue
Fleetwood Mac - Dreams
In the Chorus
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing
Say... Women... they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean... you'll know, you'll know
sounds like
When the rain washes you clean your nose.. clean your nose!
Quote from: Mike_S on June 25, 2015, 09:29:47 AMFleetwood Mac - Dreams
In the Chorus
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing
Say... Women... they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean... you'll know, you'll know
sounds like
When the rain washes you clean your nose.. clean your nose!
;D ;D ;D ;D
Ah, a great one...
Listening to Horslips "I'll Be Waiting" and thought i Heard the line "But I'm A Wanker!"
Looked it up and someone else heard the same...
Horslips', "I'll Be Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm a wanker
Could never say a line to save my life.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm no actor
Could never say a line to save my life.
Interestingly (possibly!), the same web page says... "Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song".
I've just discovered a form of misheard lyrics called "Soramimi" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soramimi). It's interpreting lyrics in one language as similar-sounding lyrics in another language.
Apparently, there was a guy on YouTube called Buffalax who added English lyrics to foreign-language music videos. Unfortunately, his YouTube account was terminated because of copyright complaints. But lots of other people have done similar videos which they describe as Buffalax Style or Buffalaxed.
Here are some examples:
"No Butt Candy"The original is by a South African singer named Kurt Darren. It's called "Af en af" and is sung in the Afrikaans language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwWlVo-CmEQ"That Scottish Bitch"The original is by a Russian group called Zveri (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zveri). The song title is "Do skoroy vstrechi!" (http://www.russmus.net/song/8758#0).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOIG35MDuykTotally GayThe original is "Yeh Dosti" from the 1975 Indian action-adventure film "Sholay" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sholay#Soundtrack). The language is Hindi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpX1pWrprY8O Fortuna (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_Fortuna)This one was posted earlier in this topic by Migs. But it fits the Soramimi definition and it's a beauty, so I thought I'd re-post it. The language is medieval Latin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gub0s9YVqQ
Those are very funny 64G
:-)
B
i am now convinced that "that scottish bitch" is being sung in a broad glaswegian accent. so funny.
Oh this is brilliant.........
I nearly pissed myself ...... Near the bonnet
Aunt
LOL!!!
Another with Buffalax style: Get Lumpy
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wjwel_get-lumpy-buffalax-style-with-fake-subtitles-by-electricdonkey_fun
"Jolly Man", "Get Lumpy", and "Moskau" are all great finds, guys. Hilarious! More please. :)
"Jingle Bells" sung in Chinese but interpreted as English becomes "Kinky Tom".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AMf7R22TNk
This is great, I know comedian Bec Hill does something like it but I didn't know it was a 'thing'.
Can anyone recommend any videos to do, I'd like to give it a go . . .
Aunt
I'd love to see what you could do with this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM07EUKlXyA
Quote from: Geir on September 02, 2015, 02:49:23 AMI'd love to see what you could do with this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM07EUKlXyA
The first bit's done - might change a few bits but here's the first draft
Hi would anybody bite me
You are darlek
Your slap is shaking
Hold the vulcan
Your sky is sliding up
Stole the hell gun
So easily tarted up
Mars Mars Mars
Overheard the Queen yeah
Man dyed the aura
Inge Dinga dare yah
Man yeah can't get higher
Split to pee, yeah
Split to pee, yeah
Split to pee, yeah
Split to pee, yeah
best sung along to the original ::)brilliant hilary tho i heard the line "Your sky is sliding up" a lot ruder ;D a four letter word with an e on the end.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Hilarious !!!!!!!
I always had trouble deciphering The Bee Gees lyrics from back in their disco age. With those helium vocals, they could have been anything...
Here's the great Stevie Riks (maybe NSFW):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otmq80677V0
Quote from: cuthbert on October 05, 2015, 03:16:38 PMI always had trouble deciphering The Bee Gees lyrics from back in their disco age. With those helium vocals, they could have been anything...
Here's the great Stevie Riks (maybe NSFW):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otmq80677V0
usually i avoid stevie riks like the plague, but that was hilarious.
I hear yah - lots of his clips can be painful to watch, but every now and again he strikes gold.
LOL ORH! This is a great post on misheard lyric. As far as I can tell that's exactly what the Bee Gee's sang, lol!
Bolton's Finest Peter Kaye on misheard lyrics.
My favourite is Sister Sledge in We Are Family, singing "Just Let Me Staple The Vicar" :D
Great vid Sharksdontsleep !
"Can I believe the magic of your size" ::) :o ;D
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
Just came on the TV "The Jam" - Eton Rifles
When I first heard this way back when, I was sure Paul Weller was singing "He's too right boss"
B
Quote from: bruno on May 21, 2016, 08:16:19 AMJust came on the TV "The Jam" - Eton Rifles
When I first heard this way back when, I was sure Paul Weller was singing "He's too right boss"
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Ha ha I can hear that in the track now :D ;D ;D
I remember back when this song came out, our PE teacher at school was the doppelganger for the old TV detective Jason King, complete with ridiculous 70s perm & porn star moustache... and he was an utter b*stard! One time we spotted him protecting his newly coiffured hair-do on the football pitch with a hair net!!! Anyway... we used to sing "Hello Hooray, Come Out To Play With ENA SHARPLES! ENA SHARPLES!" whenever he walked past... great fun ;D
Anyone not old enough to remember Ena Sharples...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ena_Sharples (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ena_Sharples)
Ena Sharples, Thats going back John, We had an Ena Sharples at the end of our Street, I think most streets had one.We were terrified of her....
Thanks for the memories.....
Alex
Quote from: cuthbert on October 05, 2015, 03:16:38 PMI always had trouble deciphering The Bee Gees lyrics from back in their disco age. With those helium vocals, they could have been anything...
Here's the great Stevie Riks (maybe NSFW):
Watched it twice.
Deep Purple - Gettin' Tighter
Cant help hearing them sing "Mini Driver" over and over for the chorus!!
Quote from: Mike_S on June 23, 2016, 09:02:30 AMDeep Purple - Gettin' Tighter
Cant help hearing them sing "Mini Driver" over and over for the chorus!!
:D
Was waiting in a repair shop for my hoover today and that song "What A Feeling" from Flashdance came on.
A very old song now, but I remember it in the day. But there is a bit in it that for the life of me sounds like she is singing "Take Your Pants Down... and Make it Happen". So looked up the real lyrics today and she is actually singing "Take Your Passion..."!!!
;D ;D
Dreams from Stevie Nicks...
I always heard "clean your nose" at the end of this bit :)
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing
Say, women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell?
Blue skies from pain?
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
I always heard... "from a cause derailed", which I always thought was a cool line!... until I just saw the correct ones :(
Quote from: Mike_S on October 18, 2022, 05:50:37 AMI always heard... "from a cause derailed", which I always thought was a cool line!.
It's better. Use it!
Noooo... just no!
I just realised the actual lyrics in Stairway to Heaven are... "it's just a spring clean for the May Queen" and not as I have thought "it's just a sprinkling for the May Queen"
Why did I believe this... oh why! ;D
Quote from: Mike_S on February 11, 2017, 12:41:46 PMWas waiting in a repair shop for my hoover today and that song "What A Feeling" from Flashdance came on.
A very old song now, but I remember it in the day. But there is a bit in it that for the life of me sounds like she is singing "Take Your Pants Down... and Make it Happen". So looked up the real lyrics today and she is actually singing "Take Your Passion..."!!!
;D ;D
I will stand by my juvenile nature and declare this as funny!
Check out this guy for mis-heard lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5baoCVv8
Quote from: Ray Brookes on November 21, 2024, 03:27:36 PMCheck out this guy for mis-heard lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5baoCVv8
Hahahahaha, that made me laugh! He's a funny guy. Thanks for posting that up Ray.
Quote from: Farrell Jackson on November 21, 2024, 04:36:10 PMQuote from: Ray Brookes on November 21, 2024, 03:27:36 PMCheck out this guy for mis-heard lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5baoCVv8
Hahahahaha, that made me laugh! He's a funny guy. Thanks for posting that up Ray.
me to. That was brilliant ;D ;D ;D