ComedyFest - Painful, Queasy Feeling (Eagles Parody)

[Vanncad]

I put down the hammer and nails for a bit, and knocked out this one for ComedyFest.

My apologies to any Eagles or KFC fans out there  

[wurdz]
Painful, Queasy Feeling
- An Eagles Parody by Vanncad-

I ate a 3-piece chicken dinner today
At the KFC in my town
And I had dessert and some extra fries
With a gallon of Coke to wash it down

Now I've got a painful, queasy feeling
And I think I gotta lay down
Cause I'm already shartin'
In my trou

Well I found out a long time ago
What the Colonel can do to your hole
Oh but I still ate it anyways
Now my bowel is out of control

And I've got a painful, queasy feeling
And I know how disgusting this sounds
But I'm already stainin'
My undies brown

Well I'm not trying to annoy you
But I'll tell you this my friend
This diarreah must be hereditary
Because now it's runnin' in my jeans again

And I've got a painful, queasy feeling
And I hope it don't stick around
Cause I'm already standin'
I'm already standin'
Oh  I'm already standin'
In a mound
Ooooooooooooh

[/wurdz]

[Bluesberry]

"Already standing in a mound"...shit hot funny song.  My brother's ex wife was a Eagles fanatic, I endured this song played at loud volume on more than enough nights partying with them.  I feel like I can finally listen to it again, but only this version.  Sweet satire.  Weird Al would be proud to know you Vann-man.  Hows the reno going?

[Groundy]

Excellent Van, very funny.. Well done..Alex

[lectric]

You da man vann!!!! thats some funny crap there man. Great, funny, nice vox, nice guitar, nice production....way to go......Lectric

[Oldrottenhead]

lmao. magic.

[Facemask93]

Excellent stuff Van , almost shit my pants laughing

[OsCKilO]

No one does a parody Like Vann the Man!!!!


F*ckin Superb!!!!

[Bluesberry]

Just listening again, damn man you recorded this fine, fine, fine.  I am laughing all over again, so much emotion and pain in your vocals here, its bringing tears to my eyes.  I gotta get my wife to hear this one, she's a nurse in a Old folks home, she will relate big time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Kenneth]

Terrific Vann!

 Loved the end drive through scene too, very funny!

[cuthbert]

Fantastic job, Vann - superb parody! Unlike the subject matter itself, your lyrics, arrangement, vocals and harmonies are absolutely spotless!