jeffrey's fridge by oldrottenhead

[Oldrottenhead]

jeffrey's fridge

oldrottenhead on the juno di and singing straight into the mbr.

no alcohol was used during this recording

wurdz and muzak composed and performed by oldrottenhead

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here are the words

come lay beside me
oh the dead can dance
my cuppeth runneth over
with mouth foam

take your pick
from any shelf
make your choice
from jeffrey's fridge

have a last cigarette
as i pour you some red
oh the drill can dance
with funnel and bleach

take your pick
from any shelf
make your choice
from jeffrey's fridge

i'm dressed to kill
youre thrilled to death
please hold still
catch your breath
itll be your last one

take your pick
from any shelf
make your choices
from jeffrey's fridge

my time with you
so funereal
control the object
of my desires

take your pick
of any bone
make your choice
from jeffrey's fridge

come lay beside me
oh the dead can dance
my cup runneth over
with mouth foam

[Tony W]

I'm staying the f*ck away from that fridge Jim.

[Tony W]

Is this Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge?

[Oldrottenhead]

who else's could it be?

[launched]

Where the bacon part is, I'll take that.

[Oldrottenhead]

mmmmmmmmmmmmhttp://hughpaxton.wordpress.com/2010/04/21/brigittes-pick-would-you-eat-this/

[Ted]

Eeewww.  The visuals were entirely unnecessary.

Just for that...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI2XENX_kzE

[Oldrottenhead]

It's bread. Baked in special 'forms' and decorated with special techniques... but it remains bread.

The question is : Would you buy it for your family ? Would you eat it?

The bakery is in the Thai province Ratchaburi, 100 km east of Bangkok. They honor the Buddhist principle that you shouldn't believe what you see.

Bon appétit !

[Tony W]

I've eaten worse.

[trev]

This is great - I love this sort of stuff, there was a band in England called the Cardiacs I think you would really like. They never really made it but were very culty and they were amazing live. You could probably google them I know their record label was alphabet.

excellent

Trev