gophers

[Wiley]

Ok Stevie M,
You had cat poop problems.  I think you have jinxed us. Now we have a gopher or a mole.  I don't know witch one.  Leaves piles of dirt all over.  Man he is tearing up the yard.  We can't afford an exterminater either. So does anyone have ideas to get rid of this guy. some body told me cheap pinwheels in the yard.   I think he just likes them and makes him dig more.  Even my practicing doesn't seem to scare him off.  Anyone got any ideas?
Thanks
P.J.

[guitarron]

there are traps you can get-they kill the little buggers

[Blooby]

http://www.getridofthings.com/get-rid-of-gophers.htm

Perhaps watch Caddyshack.

Blooby

[Davo]

Seal off all but one hole (or have others "covering" said holes.  Take a garden hose and pour water in said hole.  Mr. Gopher will attempt to exit said hole.  Stomp on him.

If hes sassy pellet guns also work.