Prostate exam on my birthday

[Blooby]

During the most unpleasant part of the exam (what my doctor consistently refers to as "the great indignity"), I started singing, "Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me." The finger was removed with such rapidity, I can only liken the sound to uncorking a quality scotch.

Okay, I might have exaggerated that last part a tad.

Blooby

[Mike_S]

I think you deserve a good quality scotch after that... 

[chapperz66]

Very sensible to be checked, although not a bundle of laughs.

Hope you're OK.

[Ted]

A cheap Scotch, then.

[TPB]

Yep the cost of getting older my first one was I went for a check and the doc said he had his birthday last week I asked him what he got and he answered the same your getting next week already scheduled for you happy birthday lol
Tim

[The Gobi Desert Canoe Club]

Always worth a check but I was mortified to find I was checked by very good looking lady doctor, all four cheeks blushed red. A double scotch at the very least.     Willie

[Groundy]

    

[Zoltan]

I have a confession to make. This was the inspiration for the instrumental i recorded today.
That was the only way i could deal with this story...

[64Guitars]

Rick Wakeman talks about prostate exams. April 2017 when Yes were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYnOZHxtGG4



  

[Zoltan]

Rick Wakeman

I read this yesterday and thought what does this has to do with Hans Gruber? I guess there's a slight difference between Rick Wakeman and Alan Rickman