Designer Vagina (Poly Europhane and the Screaming Organisms) (NSFW)

[Hilary]

Probably best not to play it at work 

Hello it's me and Ferryman. It was all my idea 

I asked Ferryman if he would so a punk song with me called Designer Vagina and at the point he didn't know what I would do and I didn't know if I could do it.

Anyway - he sent me a banging track and this is what transpired . . .

Thanks very much Ferryman and thanks for mixing it too!

Designer Vagina

It is a designer vagina
It is a designer vagina

You can bling it, you can zing it, you can spring it you can wing it
You can nip it you can tuck it you can trim it you can pluck it
You can ink it you can think it you can drink it you can synch it
You can wax it you can vax it you can old school and fax it

A little bit of topiary makes all the difference

It is a designer vagina
It is a designer vagina
It is a designer vagina
Oh

You can wig it you can jig it swig it you can frig it
You can shine it you can mine it you can sign it you can wine it
You can plait it you can chat it you can hat it you can twat it
You can buff it you can chuff it you can fluff it you can muff it

Oh it's simply marvellous, everyone says so

Shall I tell you a little bit about vaginal rejuvenation

It's where they snip away all of your insecurities
It's where they snip away all of your insecurities
They pimp up your ride, you won't feel a thing

Snip, snip, snip away
Snip, snip, snip away
Snip, snip, snip away
It's where they snip away all of your insecurities
Snip way all of your insecurities




It is a designer vagina
It is a designer vagina
It is a designer vagina
Oh

You can be it you can flee it you can see it you can free it
You can buck it you can chuck it you can suck it you can duck it
You can bring it you can sing it you can cling it you can ring it
You can coil it you can foil it you can oil it you can toil it

It's where they snip away all of your insecurities

It is a designer vagina

[Ferryman_1957]

 

The technical stuff:
All parts played on the Bass VI. Bass part was DI'd, the guitar-y parts went through the Simplifier amp/cab sim and a Life Pedal distortion. Mixed in Samplitude, a few plugins used (eg a doubler on Hilary's harmony parts). Drums are from the BR800 so are a bit repetitive and limited, the only thing I don't like about the backer. Mastered in Ozone 9.

This was huge, huge fun. I had no idea what to expect back when I sent Hilary the music and I was floored by her brilliant vocals. Not only is the performance amazing (loving that punk sneer), the way she completely ignored my simplistic song structure is really clever and takes a simple punk thrash to a new level. And I crack up (see what I did there) when I read the lyrics.

I did have to explain to my wife what the heck it was I was working on....... 

[pjd1]

Bloody Brilliant , i am sitting with my headphones on listening to the song , just hope i dont start singing it tomorrow when i am with my wife !!! fabulous backing track from Ferryman, always going to be a good song with his skills in playing and recording , Hilary what an amazing vocal performance and composition , you have just hit the mark on this vocally , just great stuff , well done perfect collab

Dunny 

[Ray Brookes]

A designer vagina??? What could be finer??? Sounds like you two had a lot of fun putting this one together.

[StephenM]

When I saw the name I just had to come get a whiff of it!  And this smells very good...like wow wee....you guys brought out the absolute best in each other...Nigels playing and sounds are incendiary and geez louise Hilary those vocals..... I have to think this would be a you tube hit ....absolute millions views...gotta be....and the lyrics are crazy....
always surprising me Hilary....still smh...
Nigel, i can imagine what your wife was thinking...lol...man ....ok... I will be sharing this at work...  please, please, please do more....I think the drums were fine Nigel...

[maxit]

Too Punk To Be True !!! Amazing !!! Outstanding !!!
Just Next to sex pistols is fair to place this masterpiece lol

[Frank53]

Very creative, and great vocals. The music is the perfect accompaniment for this punky little piece. Well thought out (and funny) lyrics. You don't hear very many songs about this particular subject.    Well done!

[Farrell Jackson]

Hehehehe...you said vagina   Nigel, well done with the VI Bass and Hilary the words and vocal performance make this a very memorable song...in a good way!

Farrell

[Groundy]

Brilliant Hilary, Ferryman, made my day, well done guys.  Alex

[StephenM]

ok... back for another listen...this recording and mixing is absolutely big time....fabulous... what ever you did Nigel it is really super.... and the kind of mixes I have noticed on your earlier stuff...and i would add yet again that Hilary's vocals are bloody fantastic...and the way you were able to bring them to the mix is just fantastic....lots of little details that i don't think any real punk could get too...that is a top shelf production.... I would be jealous but i am just not that type.... I would come to your mixing seminar though,,,your recording seminar.... Greeny gets the same kind of mixes...
also the lyrics are just superb!