Reading the news is frequently funny

[Speed Demon]

I was reading an article on North Korea and the USA's military might.

This is an excerpt from the paragraph about America's armament.

"To put these figures in context, the US Army is said to have 1.4 million active personnel,
9,000 tanks, 14,000 aircraft, 920 helicopters and 72 submarines".

I think the US Navy is still looking for their missing subs.

Some of the human race seems to have forgotten the art of proof-reading their writing.

[Groundy]