In the spirit of pluralism

[fenderbender]

 


Re: CHRISTMAS


In the spirit of pluralism:

From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee"):

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, choice of mobile phone or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting.

This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

Have another beer

[Groundy]

WTF...you sound like my lawyer Tommy, brilliant pal....Alex

[Oldrottenhead]

That's  wot I like about you Tommy, straight to the point.

[fenderbender]

 

[IanR]

Thanks Tommy.

I return your heartfelt wishes and hope the same for you.

BTW I think you forgot to recognise the previous occupants of the land on which you made your declaration and who may or may not wish to invite you to stay and be welcome in order to make your declaration.

Ian

[fenderbender]

Thanks Tommy.

I return your heartfelt wishes and hope the same for you.

BTW I think you forgot to recognise the previous occupants of the land on which you made your declaration and who may or may not wish to invite you to stay and be welcome in order to make your declaration.

Ian

You can add that on,Ian

[bruno]

Haha :-) very funny Tommy. I'll think I'll stick to Merry Xmas!!!
B

[Geir]

Ma hed's spinnin'

[Hook]

I do concur yet fail to see the dotted line to sign up on. Therefore I must deduce this document to be ashamed and furthermore want nothing to do with it at all... Except the beer.
Merry Christmas and rock on my brothers and sisters!

[Flash Harry]

Beer!

Actually it's mostly been wine, but a great family day. I hope that everyone else had had a good day.

I love the greeting Tommy, next year I'm getting cards printed up with that on