reader's letters

[Oldrottenhead]

[Blooby]

"Boils" and "penis" should never be in the same sentence.

I've always said that.

Blooby

[Flash Harry]

boils, penis. Yep. Penis boils. It's like boils on yer penis, I mean penis boils.

If henwrench pinches those lyrics I'll sue the fucker.

[Oldrottenhead]

Flash why did you reveal it was your letter. I tried to give you anonimty

[Flash Harry]

It was you I caught it off. Ya bassa

[Oldrottenhead]

speilcherck

[Hilary]

Crikey, that would make such a good song now wouldn't it

I've been trying to write one for TVFest about a man that had the word MUM tattooed on his penis . . . it's true, it was on the telly!

[Hilary]

Hey, if I write a song about it - the penile boils (and get famous (unlikely  ) - I promise I'll give you credit for the inspiration James

[banjaxed]

Crikey, that would make such a good song now wouldn't it

I've been trying to write one for TVFest about a man that had the word MUM tattooed on his penis . . . it's true, it was on the telly!

The one I heard was when asked why he had ludo tattooed on his penis he replied it does not say ludo it says  Llandudno.

[Hilary]

Crikey, that would make such a good song now wouldn't it

I've been trying to write one for TVFest about a man that had the word MUM tattooed on his penis . . . it's true, it was on the telly!

The one I heard was when asked why he had ludo tattooed on his penis he replied it does not say ludo it says  Llandudno.

That's a really old joke!  I would have gone with, he couldn't spell mother or that he wasn't big enough for the extra 3 letters to ink the word Mother (but I'm trying to behave myself)

I've written the song (well the lyrics) just needs setting to music and yes, the penile boil is in - too good to resist!