Oh Dr Christian

[Hilary]

This is a Carry On type song, inspired by the TV series Embarrassing Bodies - oh and I put the 'pain in the neck' verse in just for Dave (Bluesberry)

Oh Dr Christian – Hilary Fox 3.1.14

Oh Dr Christian, please can you help me
My breasts are so enormous, I can't see to eat me tea
And when I take me bra off, they hang right down to me knee(s)
Oh Dr Christian, please can you help me

Oh Dr Christian, I've got a nasty cough
I need a thorough examination, shall I take me top off?
I'm not a hypochondriac, I just get ill a lot
Oh Dr Christian, I've got a nasty cough

Oh Dr Christian, I've got a pain in the neck
But I've left him in the waiting room, he's coming in next
I think I should lie down, just so you can check
Oh Dr Christian, I've got a pain in the neck

Sorry Dr Christian, I don't know what came over me
I forgot to glue me teeth in, it was an accident you see
It wasn't really my fault, my breasts restrict visibility
Sorry Dr Christian, I don't know what came over me

Oh Dr Christian

by Hilary Fox

[T.C. Elliott]

Fun and funny quick song. A post and run and leave us smirking kind of song.

[Hilary]

I like it -- been thinking of a way of performing it with the uke . . . watch this space . . .

[cuthbert]

Haha…loved it!

I may have asked before, but thats' a real piano, isn't it? Sounds great, and you play it with a light touch. Probably not as easy to take with as a uke, though.

[Hilary]

Haha...loved it!

I may have asked before, but thats' a real piano, isn't it? Sounds great, and you play it with a light touch. Probably not as easy to take with as a uke, though.

- I'm so pleased you and TC liked it!

I've actually got a Yamaha Clavinova CLP-220 http://usa.yamaha.com/products/musical-instruments/keyboards/digitalpianos/clp_series/clp_220/?mode=model

In hindsight, I wish I'd got one that had a modulate function but it's very realistic.

(If I'm going to perform this, I need the uke because there are some err size related jokes - next week's challenge is to stick a couple of balloons up my jumper and see if I can play the uke without being able to actually see it - welcome to my world!)

[Groundy]

Brilliant Hilary, great start to my Sunday Morning..........Alex

[Groundy]

Brilliant Hilary, great start to my Sunday Morning..........Alex

[Picker]

OMG, that's a good one.

[Redler]

Oh what a wee song Mrs. Comedienne!! Great start for a day!!

[Ferryman_1957]

This should be the new theme tune for Embarrassing Bodies! Great fun and I wish you luck with the balloons and the uke..........