What if...

[Speed Demon]

The scenario:
You are swimming in your favorite river, pond, lake, outhouse, etc., and suddenly, and totally unexpectedly (nobody ever expects the unexpected) one of these swimming stomachs with teeth lunges up from the murky depths and hooks into your family jewels.
Quickly, you start thinking about your choices. Think faster, frankenfish is already gnawing off one of them.

Do you:  1. sacrifice your family jewels so the rest of you can get away.
             2. beat the fish's head in with your bare hands.
             3. holler for God to come save you (good luck with that).
             4. let the fish keep the testicle and fire up the barbecue.
             5. show Frankenfish pictures of your mother-in-law, which frightens the poor
                 animal so badly it requires lifetime psychiatric therapy, which you will have
                 to pay for.              

       

[dasilvasings]

errrr... perhaps.... no.... oooops, too late...

Last week I read the news they had found a "cousin" of the piranha in a river, a think in Europe, still it was a much colder climate than Brazil...


Global warming... Jewels' warning!