Unemployed people have finally found meaningful work

[Speed Demon]

Teaching penguins to use hand-held (wing-held) tablet computers.

Doesn't it just jerk the tears right out of your eyes when you notice how wisely your tax dollars are being put to good use.

[Oldrottenhead]

that's no a tablet. it's a clip board.

ye'll never beat a penguin at bingo.

[Speed Demon]

I'd vote for a penguin for president.

But only if it promised not to steal any fish for the first two years in office.

It will still be a better deal than we will ever get from any human political hack.