A pirate walks into a bar.....

[Tony W]

bwaahahahhah

I bet he'll never go down on one knee.

*boom tish*

And that's awful! I got it before the first joke!

[mr2kewl]

a man with a wooden eye walks into a dance club and with his good eye, sees an atractive lady with a prosthetic leg who is not dancing.

walks up to her and asks "Care to dance?"

not getting many invites, she excitedly replies, "Would I?"

"Peg leg!" he retorts.

LMSAO

That took me entirely too long and too many reads to get. It's still funny as hell though!

humor, however slight