The fat duck and the bear (Hilary and Speed Demon)

[Hilary]

Not suitable for work or children - contains adult lyrics

I already had the lyrics to this song and came across SD's SuperFunk backer (sorry I can't find the link) and it fitted perfectly. SD kindly revamped the backer and this is the result. Thanks very much Gene.

The fat duck and the bear – Hilary Fox 1.9.12

There once was an ugly duckling
He was so very plain
He stayed indoors for 40 years
And watched daytime TV to mask his pain

Unfortunately when he grew up
Nothing had really changed
Except now he couldn't read and write
And 40llb he'd gained

Bears always shit in the woods
And Popes are usually Catholic
Better suck it up honey
It's gonna be fucking fantastic

One day he went for a walk
and stumbled across 3 bears
They welcomed him into their home
and offered beds and chairs

Well one was too hard, one was two soft
And one was just right
So he asked her to marry him
And promptly made her his wife

Chorus

Well they were happy
The fat duck and the bear
Till one day he went up to bed
And found a young girl lying there

The bear denied all knowledge
The duck wasn't convinced
So he dumped the sick fuck and waddled off
to find his handsome prince

Chorus

There's a morale
Don't settle for second best
Bears always do shit in the woods
You work out the rest

So don't you go a wandering around the woods
Late at night
Coz shit's gonna happen
it ain't gonna turn out right

Chorus

[thetworegs]

Loving the dut doing...Great Lyrics...Aaaahhh!!!it wasfucking fantastic....great backer Gene

[Redler]

Cool lyrics and vocals, Haylie and nice job on the music track, SD!

Kari

[Carpy]

I love this song!!!! Lyrics are great!

[Hilary]

Thanks hunneeeee (ieeeeees) - always good to know someone appreciates our efforts.

[Lounging McCoy]

Good lyrics and good performance.  The doot, doot part was awesome.

[bruno]

Haylie I'm shocked!

Nah - not really! Awesome track - great backing, and evil vocal performance. Made me laugh out loud!
B.

[Rata-tat-tat]

MAGIC.... A+

[Hilary]

Now amended with a slightly different version mixed by Gene (thanks for your help SD, I would have abandoned it weeks ago if it wasn't for you!)

I'm now working on 2 acoustic versions for singing out - an 'afternoon' version and an 'evening' version  

Lounging, Bruno and RTT - thanks for the listen and the feedback x

[Geir]

fun & funky

love it