The Annual Wives Convention---The Old Folk Band

Facemask93 · September 02, 2012, 03:48:08 PM

This is another song we did for our Scottish friend Jeanette , remember Carshalton Girls , well this was done for her 70th Birthday bash last week , AK insisted i sing in the style of Rocky Horror , well i tried

AK - Guitar / Keys / Music / Words
FM - Guitar / Vocal
Tina - BassAnnual Wives' Convention

There's a calling across this strange land
Women gather in mysterious clans
And they're not preaching redemption
At the Annual Wives' Convention

Serenely sipping mugs of latté coffee
Laced liberally with gin 'n whisky
There's never any alcohol retention
At the Annual Wives' Convention

Not in the papers, their private capers
They're sisters of propriety
Out on the streets, oh so discrete
Concealing notoriety – well~~~~

Conversation is widely diffused
From knitting jumpers to who's slept with who
And their husbands never get a mention
At the Annual Wives' Convention

Juicy scandals are the talk of the day
Of exposés normally locked away
Tell of lovers in cryogenic suspension
At the Annual Wives' Convention

Not in the papers, their private capers
They're sisters of propriety
Out on the streets, oh so discrete
Concealing notoriety

Reminiscing 'bout days gone bye
And the toy boys that made them smile
I'm wishing for a little house detention
At the Annual Wives' Convention

Hear it all at the Annual Wives' Convention
Have a ball at the Annual Wives' Convention
Seen it all at the Annual Wives' Convention