You must be at least this big to have sex with a whale

Started by Speed Demon, June 29, 2012, 10:11:25 PM

Speed Demon



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There is room for all of God's creatures.
Right next to my mashed potatoes.

Hilary

Gene that was a private photo I sent you!



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comme ci, comme ça

DannyB_KY

Unlike wives, you can never have too many Les Pauls.

Speed Demon

How to know if you are too fat:

It takes you two trips to haul ass.

You have to stop at truck scales and you don't own a truck.

Your shadow weighs 29 pounds.

The Post Office assigns you your own Zip code.

The Rand McNally Atlas lists you as a country.

You can only fly in large cargo planes.

Your dinner plate is commonly called a bathtub.


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There is room for all of God's creatures.
Right next to my mashed potatoes.