The world is full of it!

[Speed Demon]

Enjoy the boiled eggs, beans and beer. Sound your horn and be proud of the blast!

[Tangled Wires]

I suspect follow through with a number of them farts!

[Speed Demon]

Andrew, I believe the reason farts have such a pungent aroma is so deaf people can enjoy them.
 

[Ferryman]

A real rip roaring blowfest. Didn't know what to expect but glad we don't have smell-o-rama here! Great fun, what were you thinking, and how did you keep a straight face doing it, I'm sure i would have collapsed in fits of laughter!

Cheers,

Nigel


PS you may enjoy this, it's in a similar vein and has a brilliant guitar solo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PycvJqUyEs

[Speed Demon]

Thanks, Nigel. In fact it was hard to keep a straight face while recording this one. Even the sheep got in a good laugh.

Remember this: A fart is just a turd honking for the right-of-way.

[Gritter]

This sounds like shit! 

    

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. When you gotta go, you gotta go!

[Speed Demon]

Sandy, alas, you are quite correct. Vast amounts of bovine fecal matter is required in order to enjoy this "song" to the fullest extent. You will need to travel to Washington, DC and pay a visit to Congress, and the White House, in order to be inundated with bovine fecal matter while it is still warm.
Use it to heat your home for the winter.

And, don't forget to shout out the Songcrafters war cry: NIL BOVINUS CARBORUNDUM!

(Don't let the bullshit grind you down)

[Greeny]

Lol... lovely reverbed filth! This is very clever and demented. Fine work.

[daveyboy]

  ...this is brilliant.
Breaking wind never ceases to be funny.

[Speed Demon]

Thank you, Greeny, Daveyboy.

I poot in your general direction.
And, as you know, demon poots are seriously bad news.

People have been known to suddenly develop an obsessive desire have sex with porcupines (ouch!), kiss their mother-in-law, or try to become the president, after having been exposed to a demon poot.

Some times they even compose a song about it.