The Favorite Responses & Snappy Patter Thread

[StephenM]

from Ted
"Mary nodded." Damn right she did. The way most people cooperate with a potential mugger.

[launched]

...Love me some good ride cymbal...


Blooby

The mysteries of the universe have been solved now.

[StephenM]

from Launched.  Concerning Henwrenches Onion song

Sweet baby Moses drifting down the Nile in a walnut shell this is good!!!

[Blooby]

The deli door opens. Epic music swells.

The guy behind the counter yells, "We told you before! No underwear, no service!"

[Ted]

The deli door opens. Epic music swells.

The guy behind the counter yells, "We told you before! No underwear, no service!"

It's an honor to be featured here.

[launched]

My favorite longtime thread. Caught this muffing around earlier:

A carefully balanced dream!!

I LOVE IT !!

[launched]

And I wear silky, stretchy skivs. Cradles my manhood with a soft gentle kindness. I wake up sometimes with...

I'm applying for a Harlequin novel writer's job. Not sure I'll get it but very hopeful. I'm positive I can keep keep those old ladies flipping pages and not watching murder she wrote.

My girlfriend just crocheted me a snot rag wastebasket to put under the coffee table and to put candy wrappers in. I think my life's over and that I'm really starting to get old which sucks.

[StephenM]

And I wear silky, stretchy skivs. Cradles my manhood with a soft gentle kindness. I wake up sometimes with...

I'm applying for a Harlequin novel writer's job. Not sure I'll get it but very hopeful. I'm positive I can keep keep those old ladies flipping pages and not watching murder she wrote.

My girlfriend just crocheted me a snot rag wastebasket to put under the coffee table and to put candy wrappers in. I think my life's over and that I'm really starting to get old which sucks.

[StephenM]

My girlfriend just crocheted me a snot rag wastebasket to put under the coffee table and to put candy wrappers in. I think my life's over and that I'm really starting to get old which sucks.

nah, Mark.  It is just beginning.... you just have to surrender... surrender... to the snacks on the couch.  Surrender to the dishes.... surrender to her wishes...

yes... you could author some Harleykin novels for sure... hope it works out.!!!11

[launched]

My girlfriend just crocheted me a snot rag wastebasket to put under the coffee table and to put candy wrappers in. I think my life's over and that I'm really starting to get old which sucks.

nah, Mark.  It is just beginning.... you just have to surrender... surrender... to the snacks on the couch.  Surrender to the dishes.... surrender to her wishes...

yes... you could author some Harleykin novels for sure... hope it works out.!!!11

I just emptied it because it was full...