Too many guitars?

[StephenM]

I just had a thought - maybe I can buy a new "Bass" because maybe it wouldn't be classified as a "guitar" by my wife?  After all, most people just call it "Bass" not "Bass guitar" right? In fact, screw those people who say "guitar". It ain't no guitar, its a BAZZZ, and I'm gonna buy another one and it won't count against my "guitar allocation", OK?

all is fair in love of guitars and war...

[TPB]

What my friend does is buy the guitar put it in the corner of the garage by the band stuff leaves it for a couple weeks then pulls it out in front of the wife if she says anything he says this one from my old band stuff
Tim

[bruno]

I'm well into double figures for guitars, I'm struggling to play the ones that I have - I'm probably maxed out. However, if "the one" pops up, I may just have to ...

[Jean Pierre]

I said to my wife;

-by the way, I'd like to buy a Baroque Lute.

she replies, slightly annoyed

- another guitar! but you've already got 24!

I reply
- no, 25, but a Baroque lute isn't a guitar

and she adds, relieved
- ah well, that's okay then


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFgz_lNDQI

[hooper]

I reply
- no, 25, but a Baroque lute isn't a guitar
and she adds, relieved
- ah well, that's okay then

Well played! lol

[des0free]

I said to my wife;

-by the way, I'd like to buy a Baroque Lute.

she replies, slightly annoyed

- another guitar! but you've already got 24!

I reply
- no, 25, but a Baroque lute isn't a guitar

and she adds, relieved
- ah well, that's okay then

I'm assuming you lied
about having 25 and currently have 24, so now you can buy 1 lute and 1 guitar. Then when she counts your guitars, after you remind her the lute is not a guitar, she will verify that you still have "only" 25 guitars. 

[Jean Pierre]

about having 25 and currently have 24, so now you can buy 1 lute and 1 guitar. Then when she counts your guitars, after you remind her the lute is not a guitar, she will verify that you still have "only" 25 guitars. [/quote


]excellent Doug, I like the subtle and sly idea