Comedyfest - Hemorrhoid Rashes

[Gnasty]

Yeah i know i`m twisted. I wrote this years ago and just was reminded of it in a search engine the other day. I`m working on another monster parody and another monster collab so i had no time to do the music. Luckily i had a backer to this Live song

Enjoy but not too much

[wurdz]Hemorrhoid Rashes
(Words & Vox by Gnasty Music by Live

Hemorrhoid rashes,as this grown man cries
I buckle my knees, as i fall to the floor
my anus itches like mad, anal intrusion sets in
After the doctor, closes the door

Hemorrhoid rashes, and i just wanna die
my sphincter really hurts, as i fall to the floor
I just can`t seem to sit down, and dillusion sets in
As the Preparation H cream is rubbed on

Chorus

I can feel them, coming back again
They`re really itchy, but i can`t scratch them
Forces pulling from the center of my ass again
I can feel them

Hemorrhoid rashes, as this grown man cries
Is this the moment i`ve been waiting for
the doctor opens his eyes
and starts to operate, on those vicious bloodclots
that hurt me inside

Chorus[/wurdz]

[SE]

Ouch, Ouch your bring tears to my eyes, laughter or pain, both I think, great vox too, where,s that Preparation H?. I am not going in there without it.

[Oldrottenhead]

i hate to say it but i can relate to this song, gimme an ice cube big guy

[OsCKilO]

a pain in the ass has never sounded so great!!!


Dude...  This is truly awesome!!


You da real deal!!

[lg]

Whoa what ...'Gnasty'....Subject!
LOL....Too funny Dude!

LG

[Tony W]

I've got a sudden urge to wrap my finger in toilet paper and electrical tape, and get to scratching. Love it E.

To think you wouldn't touch my parody with a 10 foot pole..... I must be a sick dude..... lo

[Kenneth]

 


hmmm....
think i'll play this cranked up in the car with the windows down!


You really have a great voice, you should sing more......  

[Geir]

Ouch !! This is hysterically good !!!

Fab performance!!!

rofl

Love it

[Kenneth]

Another listen, wife beside me.
Got a big smile, a little chuckle and some strange faces from her! 

Meanwhile tears are coming down my face watching her as she listens!

She said she is speechless!!!!

Again, you need to sing more!

[Gnasty]

Another listen, wife beside me.
Got a big smile, a little chuckle and some strange faces from her! 

Meanwhile tears are coming down my face watching her as she listens!

She said she is speechless!!!!

Again, you need to sing more!

Haha...That`s hilarious Ken! Damn this song disgusts me even, and its supposed to be funny?

I just started dating a new lady. I think i`ll hold off from her listening to this one for a while. I think it might ruin it for me..LOL
 I promise my next comedy piece will be funny and not gross but hey, everyone has a different twisted mind.