Back again, with a little fun bluesy thing

[StevieM]

Hiya peeps,
See, I'm still here :smile3:
Not been on for a while, I know, been lurking though. I still get notifications of new posts, they go into their file on hotmail. I was gonna try to catch up a bit, but just looked and between here and Cool-Lab there's just under 3000 of 'em-----so probably won't get to 'em all :laugh3:
Anyway, here's a little fun collab with Steve G. I wrote the words, played a little extra rhythm,and the lead, Steve did everything else. Oh yeh, apart from the final mixing---that's why it could be better!!!

CAT CRAP BLUES

Well, I got my spade, and I got my fork
my sleeves rolled up, I was ready for work
I dug that ground 'till my blisters were raw
I kept on digging 'till couldn't dig no more
I dug that ground so well and so fine
It was just perfect for those seeds of mine

I sowed those seeds in rows oh so straight
But to get them to grow I just had to wait
There were Carrots, Lettuce and spring onions too
Beetroot and beans there were more than a few
Parsley and cabbage were a few more
Veggies I like to eat while they're raw


Chorus
Got the cat crap blues, yeh the cat crap blues
Oh the cat crap blues, the crappy cat blues
Just gonna wire my garden up to the mains
Of those pussies there'll be just remains
Got the cat crap blues, yeh the cat crap blues today



Went out in the mornin' and what did I see?
The cats had used it for somewhere to pee
They'd scratched damn great holes in my vegetable bed
I was so bloody mad I could only see red
If I catch them doing their business so bad
They will well and truly be very sad

They pooped in the middle they pooped everywhere
The smell of their poo was all in the air
Got their poo on my hands, on my shoes too
Shouted so loud I turned the air blue
Gotta get them pussies in the palm of my hand
Gonna teach them buggers not to poo on my land


Chorus
Got the cat crap blues, yeh the cat crap blues
Oh the cat crap blues, the crappy cat blues
Just gonna wire my garden up to the mains
Of those pussies there'll be just remains
Got the cat crap blues, yeh the cat crap blues today

And you know what the worst thing is? THEY AINT EVEN MY CATS

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[Geir]

Cool Dylanesque blues !!!

Raw energy !!!!

rock on !!!

[danieldesete]

Made me smile all way trough. Pro production Stevie and steve ! thanks for posting

[SE]

Glad to hear you back, getting that bluesy Dylan thing too, nice tune. Damm cats there a pain in the ass, think you need a water pistol.

[hardlock]

Great blues - funny but true theme - no more cats for me!  Sticking with dogs that know where to crap! 

[Bluesberry]

Is this a recent colab, thats SteveG's voice isn't it, I haven't heard that growl for a while.  How is Steve doing, all is well.  This is almost like a rockabilly blues, great fun song.  I just about crapped my pants when the vocal started up...SteveG...what the heck is up.  freaked me out right proper.

[cuthbert]

Great and fun bloozey tune, Stevie & SteveG - I do like cats, but not in the garden. Not too crazy about them squirrels there, either... 

[StevieM]

Thanks guys, it was fun doing this one.
Cats aren't my favourite animals,got to admit but got nothing against them, only when they do this---and a few other things.

Cuthbert----You've got to watch your nuts when the Squirrels are about

Yep, that was Steve's voice,Bluesberry unmistakable I think. We keep in touch now and then, but like me he doesn't get all that much time for music lately
I'll try to keep around and comment a bit on the great music posted now and then, but apologies in advance if it's not all that often.
Cheers.

[Donna D]

What a fun groove here!   Easy to see/hear y'all had fun with this. 

(And thanks for posting the lyrics as well.  (

Donna

[andy casson]

OTD bump....work of genius! I love it!!!

andy