When Johnny Comes Marching Home ( Wha Hay)

[SE]

Don,t know if this qualifies for the comedyfest, but here goes, started sing this in the truck and then added a few verses of my own, got home added the guitar, bass and drums and here it is.

[wurdz]
When Johhny comes marching home again hurrah hurrah x2
I don,t know where and I don,t know when
When Johnny comes marching home

Was listening to the radio the day wha hay
Was listening to the radio the day wha hay
I,ve out lived my usefulness
And have to go away
Pack yer bags git doon the road wha hay wha hay

When Johhny comes marching home again hurrah hurrah x2
I don,t know where and I don,t know when

When Johhny comes marching home

The government telt me there,s nay mare money wha hay wha hay
The government telt me there,s nay mare money wha hay wha hay
The bankers have when,t and spent it awe
And now it,s time for you to pay
Pack yer bags git doon the road wha hay wha hay

When Johhny comes marching home again hurrah hurrah x2
I don,t know where and I don,t know when
When Johhny comes marching home
                                  
They telt me I,d have to diversify my skills wha hay wha hay
They telt me I,d have to diversify my skills wha hay wha hay
Now I,m round,in up the trollies
And pack,in shelves awe day
Pack yer bags git doon the road wha hay whay hay

When Johhny come marching home again hurrah hurrah x2
I don,t know where and I don,t know when
When Johhny come marching home
  
Now am no bitter aboot this situation wha hay wha hay
Now I,m no bitter aboot this situation wha hat wha hay
Ave had some time to write these words
In fact ave had awe day
Pack yer bags git doon the road wha hay wha hay


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[Gritter]

Excellent arrangement and vocals. Just slightly off the wall...comedy fest bound!

[OsCKilO]

This rules!!!!!!!!!!


For sooooo many reasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OsCKilO]

Superb Satire!!

[Groundy]

Brilliant SE, Just what I needed a good laugh today, well done pal......Alex

[Satchwood]

Great stuff John!!   Wah Hee!!   Luv your vocals and that mesmerizing haunting guitar melody!

[Geir]

Horraaahh indeed !!

Love it John !!

[Tangled Wires]

Love the mix of posh English accent with your native tongue.

Was smiling all the way through this..great stuff John!

[Ted]

I love the bombastic seriousness of your voice. If you were to sing this with "The Ants Go Marching One-by-One" lyrics, that might even be funnier.

[Oldrottenhead]

the mix of posh chinless wonder english accent with the scots brogue pretty much sums up the scottish perpsective on the current political climate for me. just watched the current education minister talking about increasing university fees on the breakfast news, i am sure he was dribbling down his chin as he spoke with bools in his mooth. the smell of fresh paint everywhere he goes must affect his perception of reality.