Hacksaw Legs - SAW 2010 - 44

Started by T.C. Elliott, October 31, 2010, 07:52:18 PM

T.C. Elliott

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I got this idea in bed last week with the wife snuggling me. Sorry, Honey. But I told you I was gonna write about it.

Hacksaw Legs
Music/Lyric: T.C. Elliott
Rhythm Guitar/Lead Guitar: El Cheapo Johnson Strat Copy
Bass: El Cheapiero Squire Bass with faulty pots
Drums: El Free-o fake drums on BR-900
Vox: Mine on AT2020 condenser
All recording on the BR-900CD
All mixing with Reaper

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You ask me if I'm ready
To come and sleep in your bed
I love your smile, the way you wink at me
I wanna kiss your pretty little head

But when I try to lay down with you
I feel pain when I'm in your bed
You say you only shave every week or two
And I'm tired of your hacksaw legs

I love the way you look at me
With that twinkle in your eye
You hold my hand and whisper sweetly
I love that you will always be mine

You ask me if I'll come with you
You wanna go into our bedroom
But there's one thing I want you to do
Something you can't do too soon
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mr2kewl

"Nothing Is True, Everything Is Permitted" Bill Laswell         "Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny" Frank Zappa

wandering aimlessly around as: Mr2Kewl - The Kewl Trio - Mr2Kewl Quartet and The Total Chaos Orchestra

chapperz66

You are a brave man my friend!  I would wake up dead if my wife found out I'd written a song like this about her.  She is not renowned for her sense of humour.  On the other hand, I am so I genuinely did "laugh out loud."

A great fun song that really cheered me up.

Paul

lg

nothing is real... So theres nothing to get hung about!

Geir

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Oh well ........

Jim1970

Oh Man!! LOL! Great tune!!!
The lyrics are killing me!!

JIM
Now on SoundClick and Reverbnation
http://members.soundclick.com/jmarciniec1970
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Ted

Pig, If you can just be patient, the prickly stubble becomes luxurious fur--just like yours.
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SE

Laughing too, but love,in it, great tune as always.
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Gritter

Very daring but very funny. This should be in the Comedy Fest!

SwanSong

Very cool sound love the guitar work  nice simple music but effective
and great lyrics. and great vox. sometimes the best song s are written
from real life experiences. well executed TC NEIL