ComedyFest - "Toilet Seat"

[lectric]

ComedyFest
[wurdz]"Toilet Seat"

I got a girl and she loves me
keeps me happy as I can be
just one thing makes me frown
she always leaves the toilet seat down
chorus: when i gotta hurry i'm  in a race
I'm liable to piss all over the place
just make it to the bathroom I look around
ohhh Man they left the toilet seat down

I'm at a friends party and drink a ton of beer
I gotta hurry gotta get out of here
make it to a bathroom guess what I found
somebody left the toilet seat down
chorus:
[/wurdz]

[Oldrottenhead]

lmao of have you been spying on me lol.

[Bluesberry]

Hilarious and your vocal here is perfect.  I really like the grungy/country guitar there, very Neil Young.  I really like this. 

[Tony W]

And here I thought I cornered the market on bathroom songs. Very cool song lectric, and highly entertaining.

[Kenneth]

Good tune, I was grinning like my avatar!

[Donna D]

This was fun, lectric. 

(Though I'm afraid I'm one of the culprits. )

Donna

[Satchwood]

LOL ~ great fun song with funny lyrics!!   This performance has a great 'live' vibe to it!

[dasilvasings]

I think you should't have posted this... We spent millenia to convince women that we like them with big breasts, and then you expose the reality: if they leave the toilet seat up, that's OK for us.

[Ted]

I'd like to rig a toilet seat so that this song plays whenever the seat is lowered.

[Gnasty]

Haha...Funny and awesome Lectric!!!