Comedyfest - Getting Married to my pickup truck - Kenneth/Tony W

[Tony W]

The cleanest Rodney Carrington song we could find. Yep I sang a whole song,

Kenneth Gutiars
Kenneth Drums
Kenneth backing vocals
Tony synth violin and lead vocals

[wurdz]Pickup Truck - Rodney Carrington



I'm getting married to my pickup truck
It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck
It doesn't shop at fancy stores
 or have a lawyer or want a divorce
It doesn't care if I stay out late
It doesn't bitch about the money I make
We'll be together until the end,
it won't sleep with my best friend

I'm gonna get down on one knee,
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
I'll never drive another car,
we'll honeymoon at the titty bar

I'm gonna have the time of my life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife
You think I'm crazy but listen to this
I can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed,no
Wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup truck
[/wurdz]

[Groundy]

Just love this one, not heard the original, but this version sounds great well done Tony , Ken.....................Alex

[Oldrottenhead]

gaun yersel guys, great to hear you singing tony.

[Redler]

I'm not familiar with the original, but this sounds grreat fellas! Cool job!!

Kari

[Bluesberry]

That is fantastic.  So good to hear you belt one out Tony, your voice is very suited for a vocal style such as this.  Great fun song...my exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife...hilarious...Ken, Kenneth, or should we call you Kenny-Boy now, great roots guitar picking there. You guys should team up some more, it is a great combination!!!!!!!

[Vanncad]

Good to hear you singing Tony.
I had to listen to this one a few times to get all the words.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning boys!

That "honeymoon at the titty bar" line really cracked me up!! 

Gret collab boys!

[Geir]

I had a sneak-preview of this, but you've obviously recorded those vox once more. Seems like you've found a great way to record those pipes now Tony .... in your pickup truck

Yeah I love it .. great fun song and fab performance and production!!

It is good to hear you sing again Tony !!!

[Bluesberry]

 

You might be a redneck if you have ever opened a beer bottle with your truck door.

You might be a redneck if you have to keep a step ladder handy to open your truck door for your girlfriend.

You might be a redneck if you've ever put a tarp in the bed of your truck to use it as a swimming pool.

[Kenneth]

I had a sneak-preview of this

Nice work Tony, you do it well!

[Tony W]

Thanks all, I cannot tell a lie, I often have my buddies preview anything I do, because I can't trust my ears for production, and I'm so uncomfortable singing that I get some tips which cause immediate improvement. Believe me, I improved a lot over the course of doing these lyrics.

Ken, thank you! I have avoided singing like the plague, and locking me into it is about the only way I'll post vox.

I edited the first post with lyrics, thanks for the reminder chirp Van.