ComedyFest - Flushed from the bathroom of your heart

[fenderbender]

Hi all
this is a Johnny Cash song I found on an old LP ( ::)buried away at home

hope it brings a smile to your face
I think the words are classic

regards all
tommy
[wurdz]Flushed From The Bathroom of Your Heart
(written by Jack H. Clement)

From the backdoor of your life you swept me out dear
In the bread line of your dreams I lost my place
At the table of your love I got the brush off
At the Indianapolis of your heart I lost the race

I've been washed down the sink of your conscience
In the theater of your love I lost my part
And now you say you've got me out of your conscience
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart

In the garbage disposal of your dreams I've been ground up dear
On the river of your plans I'm up the creek
Up the elevator of your future I've been shafted
On the calendar of your events I'm last week

I've been washed down the sink of your conscience
In the theater of your love I lost my part
And now you say you've got me out of your conscience
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart


[/wurdz]

[Tony W]

I laughed my ass off listening to this. Great song FB!

[lg]

Bravo [gurgle] [gurgle] Bravo

LG

[j.g.]

Johnny Cash was quite a character and you have added to this with your extra quality of voice.

Great solo effect, never heard that before, and fits in perfect.

Glad you dug that one up for us.

Geoff

[Facemask93]

Bloody Brilliant , bravo , bravo , Up the elevator of your future i've been shafted , made me laugh as well FB

Rob

[Kenneth]

haaa!!

Great vocals, funny song!

love that waterlogged solo too!

[Satchwood]

Ha, what funny lyrics, well done!!   Thanks for the 'flushing'  ha ha ~ the gurgling effect is really cool, and luv those one-liners ~ very cool when you started cracking up in there, i started to as well!

i think your toilet is still running.....   :~)

[Vanncad]

What a great tune FB!
I'm laughing my ass off right now.

You've got some serious pipes man (no pun intended  ). I love your voice, and your guitar style rules.
This sounds like something the old man would have listened to back in the day.

P.S. - If you play this song in Australia, would it flow backwards  ? Guess I better ask Migs.

[Gnasty]

Awesome song Fender.

You have the man in blacks voice and it makes this even funnier and yeah i love that solo too!!

Great stuff!!

[Groundy]

Great stuff Tommy, always loved this one.....Alex