comedyfest i wanna play my guitar by oldrottenhead

[Oldrottenhead]

you know how it goes, it's your first day off work in ages, you having been knocking your pan in at work in order to keep your loved ones in the style they are accustomed to. you plan is to get your guitar out but your good lady has other plans, yup D!I!Y! you have every excuse in the book ready and loaded but at the end of the day you still find yourself with paintbrush/drill/screwdriver etc in hand rather than your beloved guitar.

anyway that's what this one is about

here's the wurdz
[wurdz]my wife has got me tiling in the kitchen
but i don't think i have enough grout
my wife has got me tiling in the kitchen
but i don't think i have enough grout
i don't have enough grout

i don't know whether any of them are even
but if the truth be told
i really don't care
i really don't care

i don't know whether any of them are even
but if the truth be told
i really don't care
i really don't care

i'd rather get a man in to do it all properly
i'd pay him
whilst i played my guitar

i'd rather get a man in to do it all properly
i'd pay him
whilst i played my guitar
whilst i played my guitar

i wanna play my guitar
i wanna play my guitar
i wanna play my guitar
i wanna play my guitar

but the money is tight
and there's no skill shortage
for a lyricist tonight

but the money is tight
and there's no skill shortage
for a lyricist tonight

i wanna play my guitar
i wanna play my guitar
dont know tiling anyway
i wanna play my guitar
i wanna play my guitar

my wife has me tiling in the kitchen
but i don't think i have enough grout
my wife has me tiling in the kitchen
but i don't think i have enough grout
i don't have enough grout

i wanna play my guitar


 [/wurdz]

oldrottenhead wrote sang and played on this one but only after tiling and grouting the kitchen

[Geir]

I can relate !!!

Spent the day changing the window in the room Tharek slept in when you were over here. Luckily I had help from my friend, so I don't find this funny at all !!!!

Love it James !

[Facemask93]

My heads still spinning from the bloody panning you git Jim , yeah very funny

[Kenneth]

ah, yes, I can relate !! lol!

[Tony W]

Interesting song here Jim. I can't make out a single lyric without the words though. For me its like listening with a pair of headphones with only one speaker working. I think this would have ended fittingly with a single guitar strum, just to signify that you eventually got to the instrument, even if it wasn't on your terms.


Geir, for the level of genius displayed below, I must follow up with an obligatory bump.

I can relate !!!

Spent the day changing the window in the room Tharek slept in when you were over here. Luckily I had help from my friend, so I don't find this funny at all !!!!

Love it James !

[Bluesberry]

Ah yes, fine fine stuff.

[Oldrottenhead]

i should do you a mono mix tony, i was trying to do dub reggae type vox , panning it all round the stereo spectrum.

[Tony W]

I'll hit it tonight on studio monitors, It'll be mono then, trust me 

[Oldrottenhead]

lol , i need to get me a decent pair of monitors.

[lg]

I love the sounds you're making here Jim!
But, I can't help but think that you should raise up your vox
just a titch.... I have a bit of a problem hearing you over the
music.

LG