Comedy/novelty/parody songs

[64Guitars]

"Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!"
(Parody of "Let it Snow")

Oh, the weather outside was whitening
'Til the dog did something frightening
He's got no other place to go
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

And he doesn't show signs of stopping
As he sniffs around his dropping
You see him everywhere you go
In the snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

When he finally goes outside
He'll be frolicking 'round in the storm
He'll be marking our yard with pride
You can tell by the steam that it's warm

When the snow begins its thawing
It reveals those puppy drawings
He's a frisky little pooch van Gogh
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

Come here, Yeller. Come on boy. Good doggie.

Oh, not on Frosty.

He'll be marking our yard with pride
You can tell by the steam that it's warm

Well, he's happy and his tail starts waggin'
But the snowman's left side is saggin'
There's a little puddle right below
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
Yellow snow, yellow snow

Yellow snow
Little patches of yellow snow
Yellow snow
Little patches where Fido goes

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[64Guitars]

Osckilo should do this one...

"You Chesty Thing"
(Parody of "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate)

I believe in silicone
Where are they from?
You chesty thing (busty thing, you)
Can't believe them breasticles
Bet they weigh a ton
You chesty thing

Where did they come from baby?
How did you grow them honeydew?
You gotta know they're everything I prayed for
You gotta know they're worth more than you paid for
Yes I know that I'm one of the homely people
But now you're dancing next to me in 38 double-Ds

I believe in silicone
Here they come
You chesty thing (chesty thing, you)
Nice and round and spherical
You chesty thing

Oh! Slap me
I love the way you shake em' baby
I love the way you shake em' Mama
Come over here and slap me baby
Love the way you flap around me

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[64Guitars]

"You Don't Smell Like Flowers"
Parody of "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond

You don't take a shower
You don't put the seat down
You hardly cook for me anymore
When I come home from the bar
Where I spend half the day

And I remember when your manners didn't bug me
You used to aim when you'd pee
Now after frank 'n beans, late at night
Well, I can't hold it in so I just let it fly
And it stinks like a meadow full of steaming cow pies

You could say "excuse me"
You could turn the fan on
You don't smell like flowers anymore

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[64Guitars]

"Got to Get Rid of My Wife"
(Parody of "Got to Get You Into My Life" by The Beatles)

I was alone when Linda died
I didn't know what else was out there
Before you know I took a bride
My kids all said I'd lost my mind there
Ooh now you claim I mistreat you
Ooh got real drunk and then beat you
Wouldn't even share your breasts with our tyke

Got to get you out of my life

Our love was true I did believe
I thought a pre-nup would be unfair
I am a fool, what can I say?
Cuz even Yoko said don't go there
Ooh now don't let me don't hit you
Ooh where that prosthetic fit you
Please just hop away from my life

Got to get rid of my wife

Get the leach out of my life

I was alone I took a bride
I didn't know what it would cost me
I picked a witch I must be high
I must've lost my frickin' mind there
It pains me just to see you
I hope the fans they don't believe you

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"Her Majesty Heather"
(Parody of "Her Majesty" by The Beatles)

Thought Heather was a pretty nice girl
But she got some awful things to say
Thought Heather was a pretty nice girl
Now I'd like her to go away

She told the papers that I grabbed her throat
And tried to stab her with a half a glass of wine
Thought Heather was a pretty nice girl
But now she wants to rob me blind
No no
Now she wants to rob me blind

She better be careful or I'll blow off her other leg.

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[Geir]

OK OK OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQwowpsBk8

[Gu Djin]

I gave up looking for more when I bust my best headphones.  That's not a joke.  And the cost of a new set ain't funny.  Now will you give over with humour while I have grump!

GrumpyLeigh

[Facemask93]

Hey , how do we know who the real 64 is , there are loads of them talking to each other

[Satchwood]

So if 64 really has multiple personalities, that would explain why he's always one up on everybody :~)

[Gu Djin]

I hope my feigned grump didn't cause you to halt in you search for your silliness in the YouTube stakes.  Or maybe you just got fed up with talking to yourself?

I've got some new headphones now and although I can't yet speak for their audio accuracy - they're a lot more comfortable and cut out a lot of unnecessary noises.

"Sorry dear I didn't quite catch that - say again."

On with the show.

Leigh