a parody of life on mars life without hair by oldrottenhead

[Oldrottenhead]

in the hope that the parody fest gets the vote i have entered this reactive strike to encourage voters to vote for the parody fest.

[wurdz]It's a god awful small affair
But I can't do a thing with my hair
I've been thinking of growing it long
But I know it would look so wrong
So I cut it at number 1
Rub in cream to keep off the sun
Maybe one day I'll come to terms
That it'll never again be permed
So I'll stick with this simple style
Seems I'm stuck with it for a while
Losing it is a major fear
Now it only grows out of
My nostrils, ears and big fat arsehole
Old man why can't you grow old with grace
And maybe try act your age
Take a look at the sad sack
Wearing socks and sandals
Oh boy I hope I never dress like that
Or have a look that's so crap
Is there life without hair

Grey hair's better than nae hair
A suppose

It's etched on my tortured brow
My mid-life crisis is here and now
Trying hard that my youth might remain
My denims are flared again
But I can't get no jeans to fit right
Every pair I try feels a bit tight
My wife won't let me shop alone
And she laughs at what I bring back home
I'm becoming a saddening bore
Getting lost in the trendy stores
The assistants pretend I'm not there
See the hairs growing out of
My nostrils, ears and big fat arsehole
Old man why can't you grow old with grace
And maybe try act your age
Take a look at the sad sack
Wearing socks and sandals
Oh boy I hope I never dress like that
Or have a look that's so crap
Is there life without hair

do you have that in my size son
yeah
portly
can you order it in then
sure
that's kewl dude
ciao for now [/wurdz]

music written by david bowie
lyrics by oldrottenhead

[launched]

That was a blast Jim! Funny as hell!

[Gnasty]

Haha....great version Jim..I like that tune

Maybe i should do Rush's song...I think i'm going Bald

[Bluesberry]

"Wearing socks and sandals"  Hahahahaha, great fun stuff.

[SE]

Great work ORH those lyrics are, just so great, Mrs SE just laughed, by the way just too near the truth, loved it!!

[Gnasty]

Thanks Jim for the idea of starting work on posting my parody now too. Which will help and give me practice for an up coming collab.

Ive been trying to get people to vote for that since i joined. Maybe a few will inspire more so it will happen one day.

[Kenneth]

Oh yea, nice one Jim!

[Satchwood]

Those are some fun fun lyrics ~ HA!!

"My mid-life crisis is here and now
Trying hard that my youth might remain"    .......... great stuff James!

[alfstone]

EXTRA-MEGA-LOL!!!!

 

[Geir]

LOL !!!

Great one James ... you just couldn't wait could you

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