Facts....You Got 'Em, I Want 'Em

[Oldrottenhead]

look who she has to live with tho

[henwrench]

look who she has to live with tho

   HA HA  touche ORH   

                                                      henwrench

[Oldrottenhead]

my brother told me that one

[henwrench]

Here's a favourite of mine...

    Those guy's who handle birds of prey? Do show's and stuff and hunt with them....
  Well now, those guy's can't take a piss if they're out with their birds...can't even go behind a tree or into a bush.... Y'see, them birds have got really keen eyesight, and they are trained to RIP TO SHREDS anything that their 'master' is holding in his hands. Like his dick. Cock. Willy. Penis. Nob. Member. Call it what you like, that there bird is gonna think it's food. And RIP IT TO SHREDS AND GOBBLE IT DOWN faster than you can say 'Have you seen Justin Case's Guitar Collection?'*

                                                    henwrench


      *copyright....go check out The Cool-Lab, Tony W's site

[Vanncad]

Here are some interesting facts about Chuck Norris:

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris can beat you in a game of Connect Four in three moves
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
- When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.

There are lots more here: Chuck Norris Facts

[Geir]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

I think I'll take my coffe cold ......

[Gnasty]

Hmm...I don't believe in Wikipedia or the normal dictionary.

I use the Urban dictionary on a countless basis everyday for info. It is so accurate!!!

e.g  Look at how precise the Urban Dictionary is in it's meanings for us members.

1. launched    
   
The point of no return in a night of drinking and you are bound to either black out, make an ass of yourself, fight, or all of the above. The Vodka shot that broke the camels back.
e.g Mark had launched somewhere between his 6th and 7th vodka shots. After that it was all down hill.

2. Geir    
   
The most fantastic and amazing kind of person to ever exist. Extremely smart and witty, and all around charming to interact with, Geir is most definitely the top choice in lifelong happiness for all seeking such a thing. With an endless amount of talent overflowing from a brain so amazing that all else seems dimwitted in comparison, Geir is the epitome of perfection and will attract the love an attention from anyting Geir comes in contact with. Men and women swoon for his sexual appeal, but only a lucky few could ever be so blessed as to actually experience such intense amazement!

e.g HOLY CRAP YOU ARE THE MOST GEIR. THATS SO AWESOME!

3.    Greeny
   
      1) flem, spit.

      2) A tall creature that makes coffee, plays guitar and dresses like a middle-aged man.

e.g  1) "Someone greenied on the wall"

      2) "Shall we go Costa and annoy Greeny?"

4.    Gritter
   
A teenager/young adult, often a highschool dropout, whom associates with the "bad crowd" and smokes/inhales and sometimes deals drugs of any type.
"I don't want to attend that party, it will be full of gritters"

e.g "I ended our friendship after he became a gritter"

5.      Gnasty
   
So Intense That You Can't Describe It With Anything Else.
Opposite Of Nasty Yet Pronounced The Same.

e.g(V.)Mike Just Pulled A Gnasty
(Adj.)Ohhhh That Was Gnasty When You Punched Tony In The Face So Hard That It Broke His Nose

There are so many others i can do and just look them up yourself. The beauty of it is you can make your own.

Henwrench and Oldrottenhead need to be in that book. I'll be working on it!!

[launched]

Man, even in an urban dictionary Geir comes out smelling like a rose! You'll find me and the Sandman hangin' out on the street corner up to absolutely no good

This is hilarious, lo! I want more...

[Tony W]

(Adj.)Ohhhh That Was Gnasty When You Punched Tony In The Face So Hard That It Broke His Nose

What are you trying to say Punk?

[madrab]

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-5WGfOtoc