Piratefest & Norway2010 - "Hey ho" by MET.

[Oldrottenhead]

Using much of the what is available on the BR800 that Geir bought (Guy-ear) (Uk translation by the man with the title) we have produced a soulful and insightful song which describes the natural condition of the sensitive and introspective pirate.

James is the lyricist (wanker!!(!!!!!!))....

Tharek is the lead muso, having come up with the original riff.

Geir (Guy-ear) is the facilitator (fellatior) and earth mother (Huldra) who pulls all together into one disparate collection of essences and produces a fabulous collective worthy of the title 'Shite'

And I (flash) had little to do with it except having been present (and a bit 'o bass and a bit 'o singinin')

Here is 'Hey Ho.' Congratulations to those who spot their name check.

Ya need to get your ears round this.....

Hey ho
Words by James. Music by Met.

We fled the shores of Britain, had a ruckus in a bar
Stole the gold tooth from a coachman, name of henwrench of Penzance
He sang like a little birdie when we fucked him in the arse
So hoist the sails, me laddy ohs, and let's fuck off to France

    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me
    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

We hit land at La Rochelle, to get some rum and wine
Met up with danieldesete and some ladies of the night
We fucked for king and country and drank his absinthe dry
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, "To Ontario!", I cry

    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me
    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

We cast anchor at Newfoundland, like the Vikings did before
Pissed razor blades through swollen glans, wrote our names out in the snow
We set up camp and partied, playing sixtyfour guitars
Blueberrys and grits for supper, and we sang for Van der man

    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me
    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

Then off to the Americees to fish for carp and trout
When Tony saw the giants land, he launched his semen out
We had wet dreams beneath the stars, the cabin lad had died
So Ted got out his Johnson and waved it at the sky

    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me
    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

We were double-crossed by the M.o.O., pigfarmer and the hoop
We nursed our wounds at Satchwood's, then south we had to shoot
We had mulligan stew for breakfast with Damian and Prive
At the end of the lost highway, we headed back to sea

    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me
    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

For another six long months we battled scurvy and the waves
So heave ho boys and land ahoy, we're bound for Botany Bay
The sheep were tight and willing but the locals didn't like
Our appetite for lamb and we got locked up for the night

    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me
    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

Young Migs, our brief, he bailed us out, his snake tongue set us free
By lying 'bout our provenance and time spent out at sea
Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me
    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me
    Hey ho, away we go, across the seven seas
    So come along, me laddy ohs, and sail away with me

[Gnasty]

Holy shit..this is the bomb!!

Now i know why there was a big interval.

THis is freakin unbelievable guys!! Did i hear Henwrench getting something up the arse?? LOL

Gonna listen to this all night...Absoulutely STELLAR!!!

[Gnasty]

Another listen...YUP!  You guys tagged him!!!




                                                   Gnastyarse

[Vanncad]

Holy shite boys!!

I just sat down with a nice tall Ceaser (aka "Bloody Mary"), and thought I would catch up on the "Met" submissions of the day.

I listened to this and I'm on the floor laughing my ass off!
I'm also crying because I wasn't there to help you guys write it!! 
(Can I come next year?)

This is EPIC!

Jim - It sounds like you might need to give Guinness co-writing cedits on this one. What great lyrics. I think you are "the man".
You guys made my night. I'll be listening to this one a lot.

This is so awesome guys, I just don't know what else to say.

P.S. - Thanks for singing for me, and not putting in my hoop (like Henwrench). 

[cuthbert]

Aye, these be the pirate goods...    

Good and filthy they be...and a great pity we have no songcrafters living on old Nantucket Island...  

[Oldrottenhead]

cuthbert you were the lamb

[Bluesberry]

Good Lord guys, this is incredible, fucking incredible!!!!!!!! So god damn good, holy shit.  I can't help swearing, it is so frigging good.

[Bluesberry]

This is the best of the Piratefest, this is the crown, the top man, the sheep grazing f&cker, thats the bomb.  I don't want this to end.

[Tony W]

un

fucking

believable

I think I busted a nut

[Tony W]

Yep

I

Launched.....

my

Semen

all right