Goose Rap

[FreddyBoyo]

Hey,

I finally isolated myself in my "home studio" long enough to record something.

A while back, I recorded a hiphop song called Duck Rap (search it!).

The retort to Duck Rap is here. I think it sounds awesome!

FreddyBoyo
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Lyrics:

Extra extra, here is the scoop
Me and all of my troop's
Gonna make you suck poop
That's right, you feces
Go back to your high seas
You're a spreading disease for the birds and the bees.

The fields is where we graze,
The river is where we blaze,
It's hell! we raise
I'll turn your ass into
a flavour of a chip bag of Lays
Betch can't have just one
One is enough,
Seein' you in the buff is sufficient to make me want to throw up
When you hear us from miles away,
Hide your women and your children,
And you better start prayin'

This goose is loose
Gonna tie you a noose
Hang you by your caboose
Till you run out of juice (x2)

Time to teach the fuckers a lesson
Straight from the prairies
Not here to ask please,
We take possession of your territories
We geese are bold,
This is poker, and you fold.
We be livin' in the gold,
And be leavin your corpses ice cold!

G-double-E-S-E
Me and my family runs this sanctuary
And be rulin on yo ass like judge and jury
Execution!
Goin to the needle is your only evasion.
Sign your will and prepare your funeral function

I'm the eye of the storm,
Responsible for yo delerium
Gonna soak yo ass in petroleum,
Light you up and then ship you back to the sanitarium

This goose is loose
Gonna tie you a noose
Hang you by your caboose
Till you run out of juice
This goose is loose
Gonna tie you a noose
Hang you by your caboose
Till you run out of juice (x2)

[Gritter]

 

Thoroughly demented and thoroughly enjoyable...you crAzeeeee man.

[Halem]

Canadian rap-that is what it looks like. Good work man.

[The Gobi Desert Canoe Club]

I'm not a great rap fan but this made me chuckle. I still can't believe you can do so much with a little home recorder. Top rate.  Willie

[henwrench]

Cool

                                                 henwrench

[launched]

Ha, Canadian rap!

Very cool and funny stuff!

Mark

[Pipes]

Great poetry...but in the musical sense??...not really my thing..
But an interesting piece nevertheless..
ears are always open...
Nick

[Satchwood]

CooL lyrics and rappin !!  Kind of a fun song with that squeaky horn...!  Canadian rap, eh?

[Tony W]

Love it! great follow up to duck rap.

[OsCKilO]

This Freaking Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!