Beer #5 - Song A Week - 23

[Jim1970]

Just an update for you.
I can't drink because I am on Blood thinners
for the Rest of my life due to a Problem with Blood Clots that
almost took my life. Cheers my friend.
JIM

[Vanncad]

Relax Jim - I'm pretty sure that Tony means that drinking turns him into an A-hole. Not you.

P.S. - Sorry to hear about your condition.

[launched]

Yes - I love it! One more excellent drinkin' tune to put in the PiePod!

And Vann's extra bonus verse looks, feels and sounds familiar.

Great stuff.

Mark

And I know Tony meant nothing bad, either Jim. He's good people, really.

[Satchwood]

Fun beer song TC ~ cool lyrics !!   Dig the acoustic solos too!   I guess i'm not the only one that had beer on his mind this week....lol

[Jim1970]

Thanks Vanncad. I am sure you are right.
Man I am slow on the Sarcasm Draw today.
I can really use a Drink.
JIM

[Jim1970]

I need to brush up on My Sarcasm 101.
LOL!  Thanks Mark.
Man,I think my Testosterone Levels are low today. LOL!!
Maybe being locked in the house with my wife all weekend was a bad thing. LOL.
she had Bridezillas that stupid show on all weekend!  AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Help me God!   LOL!
JIM

[Tony W]

Sorry Jim, didn't mean to set you off, Vanncad's right, a little alcohol turns me into a lot of A-hole. I think I'm funny at the time, but my sense of humor isn't typically enjoyed by the masses.

Sorry for derailing your thread Piggy.

[Jim1970]

Thanks Tony!
I love your sense of Humor by the way.
I think being 2 and a Half years on the wagon has caused me
to become a bit psychotic at times LOL!! I was much more calm
when I was drunk!!  LOL.

JIM

[T.C. Elliott]

Beer number 10 and I'm p*ss drunk again
Don't think I'm gonna make it to work
My mind's in a trance and I just p*ssed my pants
Why does everybody think I'm a jerk? 

The best verse of them all... I doubt I go 6-9 but I think you are a new co-writer now, Vanncad.
I think I should change the title to beer # 10 and just add it at the end. Whatdya'll think?

No worries on thread derailment but I can honestly say that hitting 17 comments in one day was quite the surprise. Tony W, that was a funny post. Jim, that was easily mis-interpreted but I got what he was saying right off. Tony is good people for sure... but then I've yet to meet an a-hole on this board.

[Vanncad]

Why stop at 10?

Beer number 12 and I just humped an elve
That was out on my old neighbour's green
His dog p*ssed in my face, I could not shake the taste,
So I went back for number 13!