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[FuzzFace]

Is there an effect to add the sound of 1 hand clapping?

[Tony W]

There is. You select the guitar input. don't plug anything into the port, press record and let it run for as long as you need the effect.

When you're done you might want to tweak the effect slightly to get the level right.

[OsCKilO]

Has anyone ever Tried to record a Fart on the MBR?

[OsCKilO]

Who will be the first?

[OsCKilO]

Jim?

[IanR]

Has anyone ever Tried to record a Fart on the MBR?

I'm not sure but there is probably an effect to simulate one.

[launched]

I think a fart should be recorded for real and in person (Make sure you have an underwear barrier, though). If it was a sample downloaded from the internet, how do you know it's not computer generated?

Obviously if you're going to go through the trouble of obtaining a genuine fart noise, it should be yours. I might create a library of my own. The individual tones generated would depend on the type of food consumed. Cabbage one day, and possibly collard greens the next.

[Greeny (No longer active)]

You could stitch together a Flatulence Symphony... in four movements, lol

(hopefully not bowel ones...!)

[Tony W]

four movements..... nice!

I think we should sample several different farts. Some of my favorite are sitting on a wooden seat bare ass, great bass tones with moderate percussion.

Another personal favorite is the pelvic thrust fart. I'm never sure what they sound like as I'm feeling pure horror and immediate embarrassment, leading to hysterical laughter.

[launched]

You could stitch together a Flatulence Symphony... in four movements, lol

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