This has nothing to do with music

Started by Migs, December 01, 2009, 08:34:56 PM

Migs

... but surely wins 2010 job of the year hands down

http://hr.leeds.ac.uk/jobs/ViewJob.aspx?m=all&JId=785

"funded study on the rise and regulation of lap dancing"

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Wiley

ROFLMAO  does that mean if you get the position you get to have lap dancers on your lap??????  Probably not a bad job for some of you.  ROFLMAO

Greeny

How does a job like this exist?! And don't they know the answers already?! i.e. Some men like to look closely at naked / semi-naked girls (as they have since the stone age, probably), and some girls like to make money from them (without having to offer actual sex). With the economic climate the way it is, and influx of Eastern Europeans especially, more girls are willing to do it.

Why does someone need £35,000 to come to that conclusion? No wonder this stupid country is going to the dogs!

Ferryman_1957

Quote from: Greeny on December 02, 2009, 12:17:28 AMHow does a job like this exist?! And don't they know the answers already?! i.e. Some men like to look closely at naked / semi-naked girls (as they have since the stone age, probably), and some girls like to make money from them (without having to offer actual sex). With the economic climate the way it is, and influx of Eastern Europeans especially, more girls are willing to do it.

Why does someone need £35,000 to come to that conclusion? No wonder this stupid country is going to the dogs!

There's probably a song in there somewhere.............

Bluesberry

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"You will be mainly responsible for access and fieldwork. Good interviewing, communication and organisational skills are essential as is the ability to work independently and as part of a team. Experience of interviewing and conducting surveys is essential, as is prior experience of conducting research in the female sex industry."

HaHaHa, WTF!!!.  I don't think this would be the job for married fellas who want to stay married!

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Greeny

They should give the successful applicant a tee shirt that says:

'Paid to Perv'

lol

Sprocket

Quote from: Greeny on December 02, 2009, 12:17:28 AMHow does a job like this exist?! And don't they know the answers already?! i.e. Some men like to look closely at naked / semi-naked girls (as they have since the stone age, probably), and some girls like to make money from them (without having to offer actual sex). With the economic climate the way it is, and influx of Eastern Europeans especially, more girls are willing to do it.

Why does someone need £35,000 to come to that conclusion? No wonder this stupid country is going to the dogs!

Sorry, you are "over qualified".  ;D

Migs

I'm sorry honey, you will have to take little Johnny to parent teacher night, I have to work back late again.
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OsCKilO

This is one of "those jobs" that already has a successful applicant......

I bet it is a possition that someone created for themselves, but has to be advertised to people outside the organisation due to legal obligations...




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