henwrench Pirate Song

[henwrench]

anybody wanna mess with this, go ahead! i've left it pretty empty for all you sea dogs to play with to your hearts content....
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The Captain's Cruellest Daughter

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the captains cruellest daughter
blew kisses 'cross the water
heave ho boys on the oar
bound away from sandy shore

drunken monkey beaten drum
we hoist the flag to show we've come
the devil cracked th' rollin' waves
spare us from our sodden graves

tempest tossed the ship with glee
how every man would love to flee
making this the last time he
would risk his life upon the sea

love and hate go hand in hand
everytime you leave the land
she'll take your life in just one blink
and send you down to the bottom of the drink

grapplin' with a buxom wench
whenever we're ashore
there's nothing like the welcome stench
of a well used pirate whore

the thick ripe smell that she gives
is a welcome scent to me
beats the stink of fifty men
and sixteen weeks at sea

twas a shitty night on the spanish mane
when a bolt did take my leg
with a hickory stump and a black patch eye
i'll make them ladies beg

for a salty dog and man like me
a taste of rum with a dash of sea
all i offer is measured in inches
just to see inside your stinkin' britches


lyrics by henwrench & pigridge




anything anyone wanys to do to this would truly warm my cockles!
                               henwrench

[Bluesberry]

Holy crapper this is good.  What the heck could be added to this?  It sounds flipping great as it is.  Fiddle maybe?, harmonica? accordian? what is a good pirate instrument.  TJ where is your fiddle?  Damn man you have style.  Love the coughing at the end.

[henwrench]

What the heck could be added to this? 

would particulary like some guitar work. Covermark, are you ready? fiddle would be good, harp, slide, extra vocals, like i say anything would be a welcome contribution.
                       henwrench

[Oldrottenhead]

its like stump bumped into captain beefheart via bowie's bewley brothers, shiver me timbers.

[Geir]

Sh1t this is cool!!! Scary good !! Who'll dare to follow you to sea after this

[OsCKilO]

HenWrench, Me Hearty!

You Rock like the most talented of Mother F*ckers on the face of this Planet!


Your Lyrics are F*cking Insane!!!!!


Awesome Bro!


BB is the man for your Collab!

He finds affiity with our inner most!





Gier.....

Don't we (Shall we say you) have A pirate song already?
"Where we are".....

Shall we Challenge this sea dog (you Mr Henwrench sir...) to a canon Fight, using the Biggest of guns.....?



Ahhaaaarrrrrr...!!!!!!



Peace


T(Osckilo)

[Satchwood]

This is some sticken ghost of Blackbeard the pirate writing mate !!!  Definitely would work on a musical pirate movie or play - what nasty lyrics to go with that droning groove - very creative - creates vivid images -rather creepy !!!

[Geir]

Don't we (Shall we say you) have A pirate song already?
"Where we are".....

Shall we Challenge this sea dog (you Mr Henwrench sir...) to a canon Fight, using the Biggest of guns.....?

Ahhaaaarrrrrr...!!!!!!

Peace

T(Osckilo)

Oh ... we'll bring the big guns out allright ....






I might even bring my sword :






and the axe :



Peace ?? NO WAY !!!!


not yet at least ..... I think ....... don't I ... hmmm ... well ... OK

PEAS

[Mach]

Awesome song man. Love the lyrics!

[Vanncad]

Arrrrr Billy - have ye ever been buggered at sea?
No Captain Hindgrinder, but I've been blown ashore a few times....

Anyways - what a warped tune HW!!.
The lyrics are nasty and well thought out.
I don't really know what ese to say. The melody you have fits the lyric, and I don't know what else would go with it (but I'd be interested in hearing any additions).

Good work!

  -Vann