What's the worst lyrics you've ever heard?

[jackofall]

Here's a few examples of some really bad lyrics that stick out in my mind. Can anyone come up with anything worse?:

"What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia, and when you do, he'll never 'phone 'ya..." - Sandy shaw

" Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell. And there's no-one there to raise them, if you did.." - Elton John/Bernie Taupin. (So, the message is, even if you wanted to raise your kids on Mars, you couldn't because there's no-one there to raise them...This is really stupid!)

"Generals gathered in their masses. Just like witches at black masses" - Black Sabbath. ( Er, I think the idea is to find a word that rhymes with 'masses'....)


I'd be interested to hear any others that have bothered you!

[launched]

I get a chuckle out of this Paul Stanley mouthful:

"You're good lookin' and you're lookin' like you should be good ..."
Kiss, C'Mon and Love Me

[launched]

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto. Let's call the whole thing off.

[64Guitars]

Anything by Tommy James and the Shondells or Marc Bolan / T. Rex.

I like their music, but the lyrics make no sense to me.

[Saijinn Maas]

"Generals gathered in their masses. Just like witches at black masses" - Black Sabbath. ( Er, I think the idea is to find a word that rhymes with 'masses'....)

This used to crack me up too. But they are in fact two different words... I guess. 
MASS
1. a considerable assemblage, number, or quantity: a mass of errors; a mass of troops.
2.   
    a. Public celebration of the Eucharist in the Roman Catholic Church and some Protestant churches.
    b. The sacrament of the Eucharist.

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"All around the world statues crumble for me
who knows how long I've loved you
everywhere I go people stop and they see
twenty-five years old my mother God rest her soul"
- Sugar Ray (FLY)

I can't help but roll my eyes whenever I hear this song. 

[Bro]

There is a danish singer songwriter called thomas sebag, who wrote this horrible horrible song!
"You were my dream girl
The stars on the sky, says your a angel
Everybody could se you were with me!
I was so fucking proud!"

The original lyrics are in danish, and they are horrible!!!
There is no symbolic what so ever and absolute nothing that rhymes!
I feel bad for my self when ever i hear it! And keep in mind that this is a big hit song in Denmark! I hate it!!

[guitarron]

Anything by Tommy James and the Shondells or Marc Bolan / T. Rex.

I like their music, but the lyrics make no sense to me.

funny-i was listening to "draggin the line" yesterday-thats a cool song-but wtf is up with the lyrics

[SteveG]

Anything by Tommy James and the Shondells or Marc Bolan / T. Rex.

I like their music, but the lyrics make no sense to me.

Did you ever see a Woman coming out of New York city
With a frog in her hand...

Now what is wrong with that?

[Ted]

"There isn't a Miss America, or Miss Universe, only misled people and this hegemonic curse."

--Me

[Flash Harry]

It's a god-awful small affair....