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Started by StevieM, August 18, 2009, 02:22:33 PM

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This is for real!!
I was in the bar Sat. night.  The bartender had on a t-shirt and down the back it said "I like boobs"  over and over again.  Of course I thought of Oskillo!!.  Well the pizza delivery guy was sitting next to me and we were talking away. I looked at him and asked what part of a woman do you like.  The boobs?, the ass?, the legs?  etc.  He looked at me and thought a second and said  "That's a stupid question!  There isn't any part of a woman that I don't like!!"  I surely wasn't expecting that answer!! Had me laughing till the tears flowed. I thought it was a very good answer. lOL

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Did I just watch that?  ;D

Yep, I did!!!!
"Now where did I put my stream of thought. But hey, fc*K it!!!!!!! -Mokbul"
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I can't believe I watched it either :)

Gritter

#266
Tops my list of favorite comedy sketches and short films...from the wonderfully warped mind of Bruce McCulluch.

To me, this film is constructed like a great song - mood, tempo, structure, repeating hook, has the "spook" factor...definitely Lynch influenced...enjoy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiGRpm6Tf3I



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Quote from: Ted on November 24, 2009, 09:13:23 AMThe Beatles Remembered In The Year 3000


Now that was ironically funny! :D

Ironic because history, or what passes for it such as "an objective view of a past event or personality" - is really in the end just a large version of the game Telephone. The message received at the end of after all the players have added their take to it is usually quite different than the original message.

So it's probably even a somewhat accurate forecast as well. :)

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Quote from: Gritter on November 24, 2009, 02:23:42 PMTops my list of favorite comedy sketches and short films...from the wonderfully warped mind of Bruce McCulluch.

To me, this film is constructed like a great song - mood, tempo, structure, repeating hook, has the "spook" factor...definitely Lynch influenced...enjoy.


Ahh, a keen sense of humor!! Bruce McCullough is awesome! One of my faves as well, split 50/50 with this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFEUy8NzazE

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