Joke time

Started by StevieM, August 18, 2009, 02:22:33 PM

Vanncad

Quote16. Never enter a "battle of the bands" contest. If you do you're already a loser.

Ouch! That hurts! "Battles of the Bands" ruled in the 80's!  ;D
That is how I got to have my only "studio" experience.

You can listen to the results here: Blast from the past

Damn funny list though. Now I'm going to go sit in my car and cry.  :'(
It ain't pretty being easy.

Okay to Cover

Davo

Quote from: Vanncad on October 23, 2009, 08:21:45 PM
Quote16. Never enter a "battle of the bands" contest. If you do you're already a loser.

Ouch! That hurts! "Battles of the Bands" ruled in the 80's!  ;D
That is how I got to have my only "studio" experience.

You can listen to the results here: Blast from the past

Damn funny list though. Now I'm going to go sit in my car and cry.  :'(
From what I have seen in Bill and Teds excellent journey-battle  of the bands were huge:)

Thats a great song! 
To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ted

Quote from: Davo on October 24, 2009, 04:27:07 AMFrom what I have seen in Bill and Teds excellent journey-battle  of the bands were huge:)

That movie was a documentary.

Parts of that movie were filmed in the Phoenix area, BTW. One of the production crew came to the print shop where I worked and ordered some odds and ends that appeared in the film--such as the Waterloop tickets and the big button Napoleon earns by eating a ice cream big sundae.  I made those.  Yes, I'm famous.
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StevieM

Can I have your autograph then Ted? :D
Anyone else done stuff for film/tv?

Earlier this year I had to make some bowls and bits and pieces for a film, the new Robin Hood with Russel Crowe. I didn't know what it was for when I gave them a price, thought it was just a little educational thing or something. When I found out what it was I said a few naughty words, could have quadrupled the price and they wouldn't have batted an eyelid!!! Oh well, next time maybe.
I had to deliver it to one of the sets, and there were a couple of trimmed logs about 6' long by about 18'square-------the set was in the middle of a bloody great forest!!!!! Surreal or what??
It's the same place the start of Gladiator was filmed.
I always say, if I can leave somebody happy and smiling at the end of the day-----I've completely f*cked up!!

Ted

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guitarron

Quote from: Ted on October 26, 2009, 07:48:26 PMSoupy Sales (R.I.P.) and Alice Cooper


thanks for that-i grew up watching soupy-and alice too


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guitarron

Quote from: Ted on October 23, 2009, 10:53:07 AMThis rocks.

It's funny.

But it's not funny.


number 2 for brains-funny


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Oldrottenhead

QuoteNever name your band after a song.

oops jemima's kite have a song called it's jemima's kite.
whit goes oan in ma heid



Jemima's
Kite

The
Bunkbeds

Honker

Nevermet

Longhair
Tigers

Oldrottenhead
"In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of."
- Robert Schumann

Groundy

2 Maggots playing Chess, one says to the other." its boring this is'nt it"
the other one says  "yes but its better than fishing"  :D :D :D[

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If I had known i was going to be this thirsty this morning I'd of had another Beer last night...

https://www.reverbnation.com/redwoodlouis/songs