Joke time

[Saijinn Maas]

"A woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazyas this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses rushed into the room. " What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I dunno. I guess she choked."

 

[Wiley]

LOL LOL LOL Funny Sai LOL LOL LOL

[Wiley]

Two trees and a woodpecker.

It is hard to find a joke today without a
dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

Now wipe that smile off your face.

[Tony W]

Two trees and a woodpecker.

It is hard to find a joke today without a
dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

Now wipe that smile off your face.

So funny, especially since I've been in the woods non-stop cutting up dead/fallen trees for the winter!

[Wiley]

You should give up the tree cutting and just buy a corn burner. Thats what we have.  You know you live in corn country. LOL Nice and warm without the mess.
P.j.

[Tony W]

I'm not a fan of buying, unless its an instrument, or a toy. And my neighbors kicked me out of their cornfields for harvesting early....

[OsCKilO]

This is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8296016.stm

[Wiley]

Now this has to be a Joke!  Our weather men said SNOW this weekend. THAT can't be.  We are going camping and taking out the docks.  I think I am in SHOCK!!

[danieldesete]

This is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8296016.stm

Funny thing is that our military didn't surrender or run away ! 

[Tony W]

This is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8296016.stm

Funny thing is that our military didn't surrender or run away ! 

Even worse, any member of the UN could have made that joke and got away with it!